No No - Really I do love my husband!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:26 pm

Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men .

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy .

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name . A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough .

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

A: To stop the snoring before it starts .

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe .

Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A women wants one man to satisfy her every need . A man wants every women to satisfy his one need .

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:31 pm

ThePheasant;595133 wrote:

Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A women wants one man to satisfy her every need . A man wants every women to satisfy his one need .

I don't get it!

Is there a problem?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:44 pm

JacksDad;595137 wrote: I don't get it!

Is there a problem?

Heehee let me sleep on that one - there has to be a comeback here :wah: :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:10 pm

JacksDad;595137 wrote: I don't get it!

Is there a problem?

could be if he gets caught!!!!:D

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:23 pm

magenta flame;595196 wrote: Have to even it up girls

Hope u guys will enjoy.....

Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Airport (flat)

B - Barely there

C - Can do

D - Damn good

E - Enormous

F - Fake

What's the definition of a Lesbian??

"Just another damn woman, trying to do a man's job."

Women are unpredictable:

Before marriage, she expects a man. After marriage, she suspects her man. After his death, she respects the man.

:wah: :wah: :wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:40 am

[QUOTE=magenta flame;595196]Have to even it up girls

Hope u guys will enjoy.....

Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Airport (flat)

B - Barely there

C - Can do

D - Damn good

E - Enormous

F - Fake

What about during pregnancy and breast feeding ....

D to E to A to G = Gone

jpcme · Post by **jpcme** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:44 am

Wendybird;595205 wrote: Well presumably that makes me a Damn Damn Good!:wah:

Yes. Yes it does.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:47 am

Wendybird;595205 wrote: Well presumably that makes me a Damn Damn Good!:wah:

:D

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:28 pm

the 3 stages of a man

tri-weekly

try-weekly

try-weakly

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:34 pm

minks;595638 wrote: the 3 stages of a man

tri-weekly

try-weekly

try-weakly

When does the try-weekly stage kick in :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:39 pm

ThePheasant;595262 wrote: [quote=magenta flame;595196]Have to even it up girls

Hope u guys will enjoy.....

Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Airport (flat)

B - Barely there

C - Can do

D - Damn good

E - Enormous

F - Fake

What about during pregnancy and breast feeding ....

D to E to A to G = Gone

haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaayou got that right!!!!!:-2