Paula's Pickle
Paula's Pickle
The world a vast and chaos
where's my pickle kind of place
A thought so fleetingly flies by
I swat it from my face
You ask? I said? What is that smell?
I multitask all day.
It isn't hard...don't yell at me
For what I have to say.
* A scary, but fascinating glimpse into the unknown that we have sometimes loved.
where's my pickle kind of place
A thought so fleetingly flies by
I swat it from my face
You ask? I said? What is that smell?
I multitask all day.
It isn't hard...don't yell at me
For what I have to say.
* A scary, but fascinating glimpse into the unknown that we have sometimes loved.
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Great, now I am craving a pastrami on rye with hot mustand and a big kosher dill on the side 

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great. now i am craving it too.
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For those who missed it, Paula told me to write a poem after a cucumber/pickle convo. This piece of silliness is at her request; a gift you might say
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A well deserved gift indeed, for our dear Paula.
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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Coan, you heard the lady. So pick up your pen and give us more of your magical verses.
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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I'm still waiting for another round of pickle?
Everyone has these on their face? TULIPS.
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Paula wrote: I'm still waiting for another round of pickle?
I already wrote it! It's called Paula's Encore. Check it out.
I already wrote it! It's called Paula's Encore. Check it out.
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You sure did Coan and its equally cool.
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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Excellent!
Thanks Koan, now I'm going to have to run downstairs and make myself a late-night "Dagwood"... :wah: I'm not just saying that, either... I'll be back.
Thanks Koan, now I'm going to have to run downstairs and make myself a late-night "Dagwood"... :wah: I'm not just saying that, either... I'll be back.

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thats cool that you can take the word pickle and put so much meaning to it.
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Paula's Encore was the better of the two Odes
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She made this place pretty interesting in her strange, pickle kind of way.
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She made this place pretty interesting in her strange, pickle kind of way.
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koan;592375 wrote:
She made this place pretty interesting in her strange, pickle kind of way.
:yh_rotfl That's the understatement of the year! :yh_rotfl
She made this place pretty interesting in her strange, pickle kind of way.
:yh_rotfl That's the understatement of the year! :yh_rotfl
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as long she does not become a dillettante...:sneaky:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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koan;592375 wrote: Paula's Encore was the better of the two Odes
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She made this place pretty interesting in her strange, pickle kind of way.
Do I remember correctly? That she kept repeating on you?
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She made this place pretty interesting in her strange, pickle kind of way.
Do I remember correctly? That she kept repeating on you?
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She was consistent and not known for her sanity. 

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koan;593085 wrote: She was consistent and not known for her sanity. 
I thought she came back in various incarnations after she left as Paula

I thought she came back in various incarnations after she left as Paula
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Perhaps that's a sign of insanity and they're increasing in numbers.
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koan;593094 wrote: Perhaps that's a sign of insanity and they're increasing in numbers.
I've been going mad for years :wah:
I've been going mad for years :wah:
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Nomad;595765 wrote: Paula's Pickle
This is supposed to be a G rated forum
Pickles?
maybe cucumbers and I hear japanese eggplants are a rush.
This is supposed to be a G rated forum

Pickles?
maybe cucumbers and I hear japanese eggplants are a rush.
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koan;595772 wrote: Pickles?
maybe cucumbers and I hear japanese eggplants are a rush.
Im sure you do. :rolleyes:
maybe cucumbers and I hear japanese eggplants are a rush.
Im sure you do. :rolleyes:
I AM AWESOME MAN
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I'm just sayin....
I read it in a book somewhere. :wah:
I read it in a book somewhere. :wah:
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1.The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2.Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3.A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.
4.Cucumbers never get too excited.
5.You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket - and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
6.A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
7.You can go to a movie with a cucumber - and see the movie.
8.At a drive - in you can stay in the front seat - a cucumber can always wait until you get home.
9.A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first".
10.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you're not a virgin anymore.
2.Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3.A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.
4.Cucumbers never get too excited.
5.You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket - and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
6.A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
7.You can go to a movie with a cucumber - and see the movie.
8.At a drive - in you can stay in the front seat - a cucumber can always wait until you get home.
9.A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first".
10.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you're not a virgin anymore.
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Nomad;595778 wrote: 1.The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2.Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3.A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.
4.Cucumbers never get too excited.
5.You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket - and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
6.A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
7.You can go to a movie with a cucumber - and see the movie.
8.At a drive - in you can stay in the front seat - a cucumber can always wait until you get home.
9.A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first".
10.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you're not a virgin anymore.
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2.Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3.A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.
4.Cucumbers never get too excited.
5.You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket - and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
6.A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
7.You can go to a movie with a cucumber - and see the movie.
8.At a drive - in you can stay in the front seat - a cucumber can always wait until you get home.
9.A cucumber won't ask "Am I the first".
10.A cucumber won't tell other cucumbers that you're not a virgin anymore.
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