Koan

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:25 pm

Id like to see a Koan forum. A just Koan forum. What's Koan all about ?

What did Koan have for dinner ?

Koan this and Koan that.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:34 pm

Why skim the surface when you can dive deep? :wah:

jerk :yh_tong2

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:37 pm

I saw koan at K-Mart earlier this evening. They were having a Blue Light Special on red lipstick, and she was stocking up.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:46 pm

magenta flame;578664 wrote: Nomad isn't that called stalking?:wah:

Hey back off. Good stalkers are hard to find.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:58 pm

koan;578663 wrote: Why skim the surface when you can dive deep? :wah:

jerk :yh_tong2

I'm sorry Koan, that belongs in the Innuendo Thread Try to keep a grip on things ok?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:03 pm

RedGlitter;578684 wrote: I'm sorry Koan, that belongs in the Innuendo Thread Try to keep a grip on things ok?

busted

:wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:03 pm

what do you do for fun koan?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:04 pm

guppy;578689 wrote: what do you do for fun koan?

Find Nomad all the fetish pics that he needs for his website.

(he should have to pay for this thread, yes?)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:07 pm

Whats Koans favorite movie snack ?

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:08 pm

Nomad;579656 wrote: Whats Koans favorite movie snack ?

Is there an attractive male in the room? Or you mean when I'm alone?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:34 pm

Koan

When is the last time you had sex (with another person :p )? :-4

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:39 pm

I remember it well.

I nearly passed out by the time I'd finished inflating him.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:42 pm

koan;580469 wrote: I remember it well.

I nearly passed out by the time I'd finished inflating him.

koans blow jobs can really hit the spot :wah: :wah:

er not that spot sorry mate

:-3

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:48 pm

jimbo;580472 wrote: koans blow jobs can really hit the spot :wah: :wah:

er not that spot sorry mate

:-3

you sound like you speak from experience.

How much did I have to drink in Birmingham?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:51 pm

koan;580481 wrote: you sound like you speak from experience.

How much did I have to drink in Birmingham?

you tell me me if i did not look fat bald and ugly youy were pretty much sober , yes this reply is tame the one i nearly sent would of got me punched and probably banned

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:00 pm

jimbo;580484 wrote: you tell me me if i did not look fat bald and ugly youy were pretty much sober , yes this reply is tame the one i nearly sent would of got me punched and probably banned

I bet I know what it was too. :wah:

"you mean after the first time or the last?"

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:07 pm

koan;580469 wrote: I remember it well.

I nearly passed out by the time I'd finished inflating him.

Excellent!

Do you prefer getting or giving oral sex?

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:19 pm

cherandbuster;580511 wrote: Excellent!

Do you prefer getting or giving oral sex?

Why cher!

Is that a proposal? I get off at midnight but you'd get off before me. Does that answer your question?

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:58 pm

Who took your avatar picture? It's great!

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:00 pm

911;580566 wrote: Who took your avatar picture? It's great!

Timer. I had 10 seconds to try and look sexy.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:02 pm

koan;580568 wrote: Timer. I had 10 seconds to try and look sexy.

Wow I've had 47 yrs and it still hasn't worked.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:03 pm

YZGI;580570 wrote: Wow I've had 47 yrs and it still hasn't worked.

Should I lend you my tweezers?

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:03 pm

YZGI;580570 wrote: Wow I've had 47 yrs and it still hasn't worked.

Maybe you should try Koan's camera :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:06 pm

YZGI;580570 wrote: Wow I've had 47 yrs and it still hasn't worked.

er try viagra buddy

koan;580573 wrote: Should I lend you my tweezers?

are these two posts linked by any chance:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:08 pm

Reckon where exactly she wants him to tweeze?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:11 pm

How did this turn into the roast wise guy thread?:wah:

foofoo stripper · Post by **foofoo stripper** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:51 pm

Koan if you are going out would you go to the movies, a play or a broadway show?

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:19 pm

I think I'd go to a play. I haven't seen that many small theatre pieces and they are a lot nicer atmosphere. Cosier. More personal.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:28 am

Look if Im very quiet (blimey will that be a first) and sit in the corner knitting or something can i join you as for the record I happen to like Koan, I dont know her very well but shes been very helpful and I may even buy her an orange for Xmas if she lets me.............er as long as its not to dear that is!!!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:01 pm

Koan, I want you to know that I think your avatar is really cool....and I've been contemplating on a picture of me similar to your "pose"....would you mind???

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:20 pm

WonderWendy3;591858 wrote: Koan, I want you to know that I think your avatar is really cool....and I've been contemplating on a picture of me similar to your "pose"....would you mind???

Dunno. Don't think I can compete with Diana Prince.