The Innuendo Thread

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:54 pm

spot;590934 wrote: Overlook, guppy? I thought fish were meant to be speared.

While I've got your attention - have you told everyone what you caught on holiday yet?

i am holding out for a harpoon....:yh_bigsmi

Post by **spot** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:56 pm

guppy;590937 wrote: i am holding out for a harpoon....:yh_bigsmi
You're a fish, not a whale! You'd do lots better to let me play you on the end of my rod.

spot considers whether all these modes of address have been employed earlier in the thread and decides it's very likely

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:06 pm

spot;590938 wrote: You're a fish, not a whale! You'd do lots better to let me play you on the end of my rod.

spot considers whether all these modes of address have been employed earlier in the thread and decides it's very likely

i am not looking for a player.....:p

Post by **spot** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:14 pm

guppy;590943 wrote: i am not looking for a player.....:p

Well be careful with my tackle while you're scrambling loose then.

Just what did you catch on holiday anyway?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:17 pm

spot;590948 wrote: Well be careful with my tackle while you're scrambling loose then. who said i was gonna take the bait?

Just what did you catch on holiday anyway?

why do i feel like i am being set up? .......i caught yellow fin and black fin tuna, limited out on trout one day..and caught the captian of the boat with my hook....for real.....:p he got out of my way after that........lol:wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:16 pm

it seems like a long time since anyone came in this thread.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:25 pm

koan;591840 wrote: it seems like a long time since anyone came in this thread.

no wonder - it's not safe here! Anyone might attack you Helllllllllpppp!

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:48 pm

Bryn Mawr;591871 wrote: no wonder - it's not safe here! Anyone might attack you Helllllllllpppp!

That's why we learn our safe words.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:50 pm

koan;591880 wrote: That's why we learn our safe words.

okay I'll bite, what are "safe words"?? I know about quiet voice, but never heard safe words...

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:55 pm

WonderWendy3;591886 wrote: okay I'll bite, what are "safe words"?? I know about quiet voice, but never heard safe words...

red light!!! red light!! that's what we use in BDSM

did i write that out loud?:-3

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:56 pm

WonderWendy3;591886 wrote: okay I'll bite, what are "safe words"?? I know about quiet voice, but never heard safe words...

I wondered if anyone would ask.

Sometimes you want to be able to say stop without the person actually stopping so you need a "safe word" that means really stop.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:57 pm

koan;591898 wrote: I wondered if anyone would ask.

Sometimes you want to be able to say stop without the person actually stopping so you need a "safe word" that means really stop.

Oh yeah, saw that on Mad TV one time...or maybe Sat. Night Live, they were having a swingers party....and safe words were to be used....:wah:

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:09 pm

koan;591898 wrote: I wondered if anyone would ask.

Sometimes you want to be able to say stop without the person actually stopping so you need a "safe word" that means really stop.

Oh what a sheltered life I've had - I even had to google BDSM for gawd's sake :wah:

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:36 pm

Pinky;591939 wrote: What's BDSM?:-3

Google it :p

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:47 pm

Pinky;591952 wrote: Aw, but I'm lazy!!!!:(

Apparently it's Bondage Domination & Sado Massochism

No wonder you need safe words!

and lock-picks and running shoes ......

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:59 pm

...and I'm disappointed, too... considering recent going-ons... :p Somebody needs a spanking! :wah:

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:01 pm

G-man;591972 wrote: ...and I'm disappointed, too... considering recent going-ons... :p Somebody needs a spanking! :wah:

Fraaank - Where is that man when you need him!

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:32 pm

yeah. I heard his rash spread.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:43 pm

I think it came from too much spanking in his down time.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:52 pm

Sometimes you just gotta get a grip

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:08 pm

ouch. that's deep.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:14 pm

That's what *I* said. :sneaky:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:41 pm

Mind? No, I don't mind! :sneaky:

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:46 pm

I try not to think too much. Just open up and see what happens.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:48 pm

sometimes you just got to take it as it comes..

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:49 pm

I try to take it but sometimes it's just too much.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:50 pm

in that case SWALLOW and let it go....

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:52 pm

is this a thread about Italian suppositories?

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:58 pm

I've heard about The Italian Job but I thought it was blown out of proportion.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:04 pm

sometimes you've just got to suck it.......up.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:33 pm

and sometimes you just have to ease into it....

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:46 pm

....relax and open yourself up to the experience

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:52 pm

sometimes you just have to ride it out....:sneaky:

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:05 pm

dig in your heels and make the most of it.

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:12 pm

I thought "Innuendo" was I-Talian for anal sex:-2

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:13 pm

did i just hear the slamming of a door?:wah:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:15 am

I need urgent help , I have lost my Truncheon , has anyone seen it ,I was showing it to a lady the other night , she fainted and I have not seen it since :-1

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:06 pm

If a whole truncheon disappeared I'd say it's with the person who's walking funny.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:32 pm

I thought that was just 'cause I made you weak in the knees.