Guy talk...

[valerie]

"I'M GOING FISHING"

Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a

stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete

safety.



" IT'S A GUY THING"

Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and

you have no chance at all of making it logical".



"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"



"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."

Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a

bra."



"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".

Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."



"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Means: "Are you still talking?"



"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Means: "I have no idea how it works."



"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely

clueless."



"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Means: "What did you catch me at?"



"I HEARD YOU."

Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am

hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't

spend the next 3 days yelling at me."



"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."

Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be

worse."



"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."

Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving already."



"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."



"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Means: "I make the mess, she cleans it up."



"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Means: "I remember the theme song to 'Cheers', the address of the

first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of

every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."



"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".

Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

[jahamaa]

OK who gave the women a copy of the handbook? Wait till the next meeting someone's head is gonna roll.

[capt_buzzard]

Can we have a night in Love?;) I'll do the dishes and make the coffee

[Philadelphia Eagle]

Hilarious Val.

And some of them a little too close for comfort!

They don't apply to me, of course!

[hotsauce]

OMG!

Sad how true these are! :wah:

[babygirl]

lol that is so true Val he he he :-6 men are wierd things

[mominiowa]

Oh how cute..That was a good laugh!! And so damn true...LOL