If You Want My Body And You Think I'm Sexy Come On Sugar Let Me Know :guitarist
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
crazygal;581243 wrote: Can't remember what it looks like Daz. :p
:wah: you'll go blind by the sexness of it
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
Pinky;583544 wrote: This thread used to move really fast!
My sleeping patterns have gone all weird again, I was up at stupid o clock again this morning, I think I only got a couple of hours sleep. I'll probably go and have a doze on the couch in a bit.
weird i had the same problem on Monday and last night i had the best sleep ever
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
Pinky;583552 wrote: That was the second night like it for me, I'm hoping I'm not going to revert to being a total insomniac again, it was awful before!
I know how you feel you feel as if times stopped and the Worlds stopped exept you the worst feeling ever
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
Phooey, I have to go sit in the principles office today.... a wee pow wow with the Vice Principle, a math teacher and my kid... seems miss Jr Minks is late far to often. Oh the shame the shame.... crap! Nice her father is ever around for these inane meetings.
So off I go.
Toodles.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
Uncle Kram;583943 wrote: Pakistan have given up cricket and have taken up Bob slaying instead
brave man i got that 2 days ago and after my recent run of upsetting people thought it best if i left it , very funny english humour ... owzat he's out
In my ancient naivety I had dreams of a retirement carefree of things like taxes. I "KNEW" I had never earned enough in my life to be of any concarn after my working days were finished.
Alas I find a great deal of time is spent travelling in and out - or posting - to the nearby town council tax centre with documents after documents (Originals only please - we don't accept duplicates!! ) only to have them duplicated in front of my eyes.
AND then again requests for exactly the same documents to be brought down and duplicated AGAIN and AGAIN.
ANYTIME is the wrong time to think or speak of taxes.
The "Black Hole" - also colloquially known as "The Treasury" where everything that goes in never comes out is relentless in its search of mythical Midas treasures which never existed in the first place.
They say that something like £80 million in tax credits, pension credits, etc remain UNCLAIMED - can you blame the public apart from those who take a delight in filling out multi paged forms or are sheer masochists.
Many told me not to apply in the first place and now, years later having received nothing, I regret I did because once the "Means Test" has got hold of your initial details they threaten you with dire legal punishments if you do not repeat this same useless exercise every year whether they give you anything or not.
Old Benjamin Franklin who added the phrase ".....pursuit of happiness...." to the American " Declaration of Independence" - or was it the "Bill of Rights"???? also said that only two things in life are certain, Taxes and Death. Somehow, to me the "Pursuit of Happiness" is not a comfortable bedfellow with the other two.
ONE thing I am absolutely certain about is that until "GREAT BRITAIN" has a "WRITTEN" constitution instead of this THING each and every government vaugely refer to and make it suit whatever is convenient to them at that moment THIS will never be a happy country.
Had one of my major chomping teeth out this morning. Pain in the arse, except it was in the gum. Just sucked a lovely egg and watercress sandwich though :rolleyes:
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
Betty Boop;585076 wrote: Hmm Men, yes, well don't get me started on that one!
Go take a nap
:wah:
thats the trouble with you ladies ,you all go for the six packs and the toy boys ,you should go for the fat bald ugly guys if you want to be treated right ,they cant take a chance on treating you bad ,they have to make sure your happy ,they probably would not get another date so they have make sure you'd never leave them ,aint that right sue ....sue .... sue ....:-3 :-3
Went to the C-store to get a Snickers with Almonds. As I'm paying some guy standing at the counter eating a Blizzard sais to me "I just commented to the lady how fast your pulled in, hope your brakes never go out"...what pops out of my mouth in response " yea I was just wondering what kinda loser goes to DQ to get a blizzard then comes to the convience store to eat it"
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"