World Golf Championships-CA Championship

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:13 pm

Doral Golf Resort and Spa.

A diamond in the rough. If anyone has ever been there, they know what I mean.

But Woods. Eagles the first hole.

You'd better do that at Doral if you're worth any salt.

He finishes -11 to hold the lead.

Rah-rah Tiger.

Don't get me wrong. I love Woods. He's the best thing since Arnold Palmer.

But anyone reading this knows that.

This is about Phil Mickeltits.

I play like Lefty.

I suck then I pull off a miracle. On and on, over and over.....

Life is golf, golf is life.

But today I noticed coverage of only one Mickeljugs hole.

One.

Know why?

It started to rain in Miami and Phil wears, well, "soft" shirts.

HE'S GOT MAN BOOBS!

When it's raining it's a wet t-shirt contest!

I had to cover my son's eye's lest he be harmed for the rest of his life!

I thought the PGA had standards, yet this is just another disillusionment in my life.

Here I go. Back to therapy.

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:56 pm

Phil has lost weight - years ago when he was heavier - he had man boobs.

I'll cheer on a lefty - my husband is a lefty - handicap 9 yeh!!!

Patsy

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:15 am

Don't get me wrong, Patsy. I love watching Lefty, err, play.

He's a miracle man.

It's far more exciting watching Phil coming out of a back bunker to eagle a par 5 than watching Tiger cop an ace.

I just have to laugh at how the cameras never show him in the rain.:wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:56 am

It's 6:52 AM Monday morning here in New Zealand, with a slight drizzle. I leave at 7 AM for a 8:15 AM teetime at the Waimariri Golf Club. I will be wearing a short sleeve cotton shirt that when wet, is sure to show off my 72 year old abs of aluminum. My boobs? Pretty flat there.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:53 pm

See?

New Zealand's safe today!:D

How'd ya do. Lon?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:02 pm

The drizzle stopped, the sun came out, it was a beautiful day. Course is rated 71.4 with a 124 slope. I shot 86. Legs are killing me after walking 18, but thats what the Kiwi's do, as long as they can get one foot in front of the other.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:23 am

That's right. Golf carts are for girls.

(No offense, Patsy)

Wasn't it George Burns who at 94 said, "I played golf today and finally shot my age."

:wah: