The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
Hey, Woppy, what the heck didya do with Pope B? I saw a bunch of artists just got done for stealing water from the hose in his garden and trying to sell the presumably holy water on EBay!!!
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
During those three days, Folks, I used my time well. I have cloned tlw and - being generous by nature - am leaving you one each.. and taking the original (and a few spares) with me tlw tlw tlw tlw tlw tlw tlw
A spokesperson for AussiePam - resident goddess and lady of unimaginable talent - has told the press that tlw was never actually "cloned" as such. This was an editorial error.
It appears possible that tlw somehow got out, escaped the confines of FG and spontaneously reproduced asexually through parthenogenesis, polyembryony, or budding/splitting.
Another theory is that, in the mighty and infinite world of online chatforums.. it is arrogant to suppose that our little tlw is the only intelligent tlw lifeform, and that tlw, following a primal call of nature, burst forth, met a partner, mated and progeny resulted.. hence all the little tlws now pattering about in cyberspace.
The spokesperson added that, at any rate, tlw is not "bent". But is straight as a maypole (without the entwined ribbons and dancing maidens).
Oh! Of course! There can only be one tlw! And it's mine!
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
Of course, Fibonacci. Feel free to select any one you like from the FG tlw pound. All here have been sanitised, neutralised, pasteurised, classified, registered and dewormed.
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Irish tlw's seem a bit thin on the ground, but may still be recuperating in some St Pat's day thread somewhere in cyberspace.. or a 24hour knees up mother brown.