Old Italian Don on his Death Bed

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Grumpaz
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Old Italian Don on his Death Bed

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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver

so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me

your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....

you gonna' have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and

maybe a couple a bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife

inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then . . .pointa

to you watch and say "Times up"?
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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