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:-4

Isn't this just the best line ever.

In Pride and Prejudice (2005)

Darcy says to Lizzie:

You have bewitched me body and soul and I love you, I never wish to be parted from you from this day.

Ahh lads they don't make men or lines like that anymore. :-4

*Jenny dashes off for cold shower* ;)
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jennyswan;557894 wrote: :-4



Isn't this just the best line ever.



In Pride and Prejudice (2005)



Darcy says to Lizzie:



You have bewitched me body and soul and I love you, I never wish to be parted from you from this day.



Ahh lads they don't make men or lines like that anymore. :-4



*Jenny dashes off for cold shower* ;)




my chat up line to suzy was (she was slim with massive boobs with blond hair ) you look like penelope pitstop can i be your d1ck dastardly , yes those were the days when romance was alive sigh :-4
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jennyswan;557894 wrote: :-4



Isn't this just the best line ever.



In Pride and Prejudice (2005)



Darcy says to Lizzie:



You have bewitched me body and soul and I love you, I never wish to be parted from you from this day.



Ahh lads they don't make men or lines like that anymore. :-4



*Jenny dashes off for cold shower* ;)
Better than "Get yer coat love yer've pulled" (sigh)
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jimbo;557901 wrote: my chat up line to suzy was (she was slim with massive boobs with blond hair ) you look like penelope pitstop can i be your d1ck dastardly , yes those were the days when romance was alive sigh :-4


:D Tut Tut, naughty boy.
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abbey;557905 wrote: Better than "Get yer coat love yer've pulled" (sigh)




actually i was too shy to chat her up , she had every bloke in town after her and was dating some famouse male model , the romours that i stalked her and stood outside her front door in the rain to get a pity date are totally unfounded :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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abbey;557905 wrote: Better than "Get yer coat love yer've pulled" (sigh)


:wah:

I had a guy whistle at me in a disco one night cause he wanted to dance, he was like *whistle* wanna dance?

I said, no thank you. :rolleyes:
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jennyswan;557914 wrote: :wah:



I had a guy whistle at me in a disco one night cause he wanted to dance, he was like *whistle* wanna dance?



I said, no thank you. :rolleyes:




yup that happens to me all the time, makes me feel like a piece of meat where is the respect :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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jimbo;557916 wrote: yup that happens to me all the time, makes me feel like a piece of meat where is the respect :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


:wah: Oh Jimbo you crack me up!!

I was dancing one night and the guy was the worst kisser ever, myself and my friend Jude decided to do a runner and guess who I met having a cigarette at the front door. He said 'where are you off to? and I told him that my spaceship was landing by McDonalds and I had to get back. I think he got the hint.
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jennyswan;557923 wrote: :wah: Oh Jimbo you crack me up!!



I was dancing one night and the guy was the worst kisser ever, myself and my friend Jude decided to do a runner and guess who I met having a cigarette at the front door. He said 'where are you off to? and I told him that my spaceship was landing by McDonalds and I had to get back. I think he got the hint.


and he off course believed you as you do indeed look outa this world :D :D
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jimbo;557926 wrote: and he off course believed you as you do indeed look outa this world :D :D


What can I say? ;)

There was this one club in the city where you always got in even if you were under 18. We never had money for alcohol anyway so it didn't matter but looking back it was hilarious. A real pick up joint. We were shameless Husseys back in them days :o
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