one for the men

[ice maiden]

The wife says: Was that the baby?

The wife means: Get out of bed and walk The wife says: We need.

The wife means: I want.

The wife says: It's your decision.

The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious.

The wife says: Do what you want.

The wife means: You'll pay for this later.

The wife says: We need to talk.

The wife means: I need to complain.

The wife says: Sure... go ahead.

The wife means: I don't want you to.

The wife says: I'n not upset.

The wife means: Of course I'm upset, you moron!

The wife says: You're ... so manly.

The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot.

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights

The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient.

The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.

The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.

The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there.

The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise.

The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?

The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?

The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.

The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?

The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.

The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?

The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes

The wife means: No

The wife says: No

The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe

The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry.

The wife means: You'll be sorry.

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?

The wife means: You better get used to it.

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish.

The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this him.

The wife says: I'm not yelling!

The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!



In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.

The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.

The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.

The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.

The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

[ice maiden]

no i don't hate men i just like jokes

men and women think in very seperate ways i find it amusing :-4

[devist8me]

ice maiden wrote: no i don't hate men i just like jokes

men and women think in very seperate ways i find it amusing :-4
I like jokes like this too, and take them to work for all my male-coherts.

Thanks for posting.