Man and Woman

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:41 am

helefra;554491 wrote: Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

Good one Helefra :wah: :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:56 am

helefra;554491 wrote: Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

Man says to God: Why did you give women nipple and boobs but only gave men nipples?

God says: I could'nt risk men sitting at home all day long just to play with their boobs.

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:00 am

Woman says to man, Our love is pure and simple.

I'm pure

You're simple.