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nvalleyvee
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Post by nvalleyvee »

I mean REALLY!!!!!!!! Have you looked in the mirror lately. It is not a pretty sight. Thighs down to my knees, turkey neck, wing flap upper arms and a butt that has been displaced downward by several inches.

My hubby still loves me though.:wah:
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Post by abbey »

nvalleyvee;553331 wrote: I mean REALLY!!!!!!!! Have you looked in the mirror lately. It is not a pretty sight. Thighs down to my knees, turkey neck, wing flap upper arms and a butt that has been displaced downward by several inches.



My hubby still loves me though.:wah:
Dont look in the mirror when you're naked. ;)

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

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Post by spot »

nvalleyvee;553331 wrote: I mean REALLY!!!!!!!! Have you looked in the mirror lately. It is not a pretty sight. Thighs down to my knees, turkey neck, wing flap upper arms and a butt that has been displaced downward by several inches.

My hubby still loves me though.:wah:


You could, I suppose, have the ceiling mirror replaced with a very large Reubens or Botticelli. There are starving art students who would lie on a scaffold for a week painting it and charge little more than a print from a shop would cost, if prints came that size.
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Post by Carl44 »

hey guys thats why i masturbate its the only way i get to have sex with someone that thinks i'm attractive :(
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:wah: :wah:
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Post by WonderWendy3 »

I'm hot, and all of my fat rolls tell me so!!:wah:
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Post by BH672 »

Scrat;554062 wrote: You're never too old to exercise. C'mon people hop on a bike, walk, run.


Geez, if the whole point of the thread is middle aged geezers getting laid, why waste our energy on these other things?



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Post by buttercup »

I used to be built for speed, now im built for comfort :D
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Post by Elvira »

one of the instructors who takes my spinning classes is well on her way into the third age, but there's nothing about her body that would give that away.

It's great that your hubby loves you, and I get the impression you're pretty ok about yourself too, otherwise you'd not have posted this.

I was hugely overweight a few years ago, and through sheer grit and determination, have managed to get down from a size 20 to a size 12-14. I'm happy now, but I was miserably as sin before. However my bf at the time thought I was great. (yeulch)

I don't think it's about age or size - it's about your own feelings.

Are you happy?

Yes - great, that's all that matters

No - then do something about it!

love always.

S x
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Post by cherandbuster »

Elvira;554133 wrote: I don't think it's about age or size - it's about your own feelings.

Are you happy?

Yes - great, that's all that matters

No - then do something about it!


Great post! :guitarist
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