Used Car

[Grumpaz]

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As

he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies

sitting in a used car.

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were

they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no!" they exclaimed, "we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away?" the officer asked.

"We can't drive," they replied.

"Then why in the world did you buy it?"

"Well," they answered, "we were told that if we bought a used car here,

we'd get screwed. We're just waiting."