Have A Laugh Today

[Carl44]

helefra;550719 wrote: Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussion with his psychic.



A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."



The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"



"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."



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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.



"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"



"Sadness," said the student.



"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.



"Elation," said she.



"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"



The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."



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Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"



"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."



"How much do you charge?"



"A hundred dollars per visit."



"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.



Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.



"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."



"Is that so! How?"



"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"


brill as usuall carter

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