why god made eve

[ice maiden]

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden

because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him

the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his

wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut

appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put he garbage on the

curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to

handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his

tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught

him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve . .

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his

head, and said, "I can do better than that."

But after saying this.... Im glad you men are about!!!!