The one line story thread ..

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:33 am

Mustang;548846 wrote: stomped her foot and said it was time to head on home. Jimbo frowned and said...........

"the Texans have just showed up and you know that means........"

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:46 pm

Yes. That meant that the Texans were going to go to Bermuda with the FG'rs! So they closed the bar at 2am and they all headed for the...

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:13 am

Rain;549351 wrote: Yes. That meant that the Texans were going to go to Bermuda with the FG'rs! So they closed the bar at 2am and they all headed for the...

But instead, the texans kiddnapped suzy! Jimbo was mad, so, he decided to.................................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:17 am

Tater Tazz;549570 wrote: But instead, the texans kiddnapped suzy! Jimbo was mad, so, he decided to.................................

celebrate by going to the pub with wise guy and jesse b ... but then

:wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:21 am

jimbo;549573 wrote: celebrate by going to the pub with wise guy and jesse b ... but then

:wah: :wah:

the texans came back and kidnapped wise guy and jesse b. Then they turned to jimbo and said we will keep coming back and kidnapping all you friends until..............................................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:25 am

Tater Tazz;549578 wrote: the texans came back and kidnapped wise guy and jesse b. Then they turned to jimbo and said we will keep coming back and kidnapping all you friends until..............................................

you stop telling crap jokes and upsetting every one on f g .. but jimbo said

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:27 am

jimbo;549584 wrote: you stop telling crap jokes and upsetting every one on f g .. but jimbo said

NEVER!

I must tell crap jokes, that is me, so the texans decided to...............................................................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:29 am

Tater Tazz;549587 wrote: NEVER!

I must tell crap jokes, that is me, so the texans decided to...............................................................

buy jimbo a new joke book and then to show they mean it they ....

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:35 am

jimbo;549591 wrote: buy jimbo a new joke book and then to show they mean it they ....

bought jimbo the book and left. In the book was a map were the texans had put the kidnapped fg's. So, jimbo decided to.......................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:39 am

Tater Tazz;549598 wrote: bought jimbo the book and left. In the book was a map were the texans had put the kidnapped fg's. So, jimbo decided to.......................

leave them to their fate , get a mail order bride , and live happily ever after but then

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:00 pm

he realzied that he was sleeping and having a nightmare. So...

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:23 pm

Rain;550324 wrote: he realzied that he was sleeping and having a nightmare. So...
he woke himself up, threw away his new joke book titled, The Yoke's on You, and went out and ordered scrambled eggs for breakfast. The waiter looked familiar ......................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:04 am

It was Fibonacci! "Dude!" yelled Fib. "Where ya been?" Well...

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:30 am

Rain;550435 wrote: It was Fibonacci! "Dude!" yelled Fib. "Where ya been?" Well...

Well, you would'nt believe it if I told you! Just then he heard a starttling voice, it was..............................

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:38 am

Tater Tazz;550523 wrote: Well, you would'nt believe it if I told you! Just then he heard a starttling voice, it was..............................

Hamster, she wanted to ask jimbo if he........................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:55 am

Tater Tazz;550530 wrote: Hamster, she wanted to ask jimbo if he........................

but jimbo said i only answer questions on the most excellent and very funny ask jimbo anything thread but hammy got out her ,,,

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:20 am

jimbo;550619 wrote: but jimbo said i only answer questions on the most excellent and very funny ask jimbo anything thread but hammy got out her ,,,
Thread Cross Pollenation Equalizer Laser Tuner and turned the-one-line-story-thread into the-ask-jimbo-anything-thread, and said, "the yoke's on you, jimbo!" He wiped off his face and replied ...............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:04 am

BH672;550648 wrote: Thread Cross Pollenation Equalizer Laser Tuner and turned the-one-line-story-thread into the-ask-jimbo-anything-thread, and said, "the yoke's on you, jimbo!" He wiped off his face and replied ...............................

"BRING IT ON!!!" Jimbo liked answering questions thrown at him, especially the ones about...................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:57 am

Mustang;550702 wrote: "BRING IT ON!!!" Jimbo liked answering questions thrown at him, especially the ones about...................

who the hell bs672 was but wiseguy new the secret identity of the secret hero it was none other than ...:sneaky:

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:07 am

jimbo;550743 wrote: who the hell bs672 was but wiseguy new the secret identity of the secret hero it was none other than ...:sneaky:

a person who likes to play "Sybil" head games with Jimbo!

Jimbo was on a mission to discover................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:49 am

Idgie;550778 wrote: where in time was Carmen Sandiago. Jimbo was persistent in his endeavor to..............

to get the secret hair regrowth formula from double agent wise guy , it suddenly dawned on jimbo that ...

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:03 am

Idgie;550798 wrote: bald is beautiful, who needs a hair regrowth formula!

Jimbo put on his shades and................

fell over it was dark outside he could not see a thing but ...

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:14 am

Idgie;550821 wrote: when he got back onto his feet, he was staring eye to eye with a...............

cyclops.. but with nerves of steel jimbo used his spare other eye to see ...

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:37 am

Idgie;550879 wrote: the beautiful rainbow developing behind cyclops. Jimbo wondered if a pot of gold would be at the.....................

feet of the Wise Guy, showing his true identity.

Ah.....Wise guy was standing there with this big..............

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:04 am

Mustang;550919 wrote: feet of the Wise Guy, showing his true identity.

Ah.....Wise guy was standing there with this big..............

ahem.......smile! He was so happy to see Jimbo that he started to........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:06 am

sunny104;550949 wrote: ahem.......smile! He was so happy to see Jimbo that he started to........

bow down at his feet. Wise guy thought Sunny would..............

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:08 am

Mustang;550952 wrote: bow down at his feet. Wise guy thought Sunny would..............

start singing amazing grace at this very moment, but instead a loud noise came from the East and it was.....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:22 am

WonderWendy3;550956 wrote: start singing amazing grace at this very moment, but instead a loud noise came from the East and it was.....................

WonderWendy to the rescue with a platter full of..................

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:24 am

Mustang;550971 wrote: WonderWendy to the rescue with a platter full of..................

Mustang's road apples! Reaching for the picnic basket, she pulled out .....................

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:37 am

Idgie;550976 wrote: a map, with directions on how Jimbo could find BH672!!

Very good! :wah:

Idgie wrote: BH672 was amazed that................

......................... a map of Bracknell didn't come with fish and chips! With compass in hand, jimbo .......................

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:37 am

BH672;550983 wrote: Very good! :wah:

......................... a map of Bracknell didn't come with fish and chips! With compass in hand, jimbo .......................

Started on a new qwuest to find BH672! So, he decided to take along some friends. So, he was bringing...................................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:29 am

Tater Tazz;551595 wrote: Started on a new qwuest to find BH672! So, he decided to take along some friends. So, he was bringing...................................

a team he put together called FAST. (Fisher, Accountable, Spot and Tombstone) Jimbo knew for sure that these 4 would be able to help him..........

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:56 am

Idgie;551692 wrote: track down BH672 to offer him a drink and engage him in conversation about..............

The dissappearance of grumpaz and lulu who mysteriously seemed to drop out of the story due to....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:59 am

Grumpaz;551840 wrote: The dissappearance of grumpaz and lulu who mysteriously seemed to drop out of the story due to....

the peak of football season, but now that it's over, grumpaz decided...........

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:12 pm

Idgie;551917 wrote: He and Lulu would participate by posting more at..............

a later date cause Grumpaz was going to be very very busy hunting down Idgie for calling her a he. Now let's see....I'll think I'll just.................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:21 pm

sit with Rain and have some Rum spiked tea while they let jimbo go off on his own journey to find Bh672. So they...

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:32 pm

Rain;552364 wrote: sit with Rain and have some Rum spiked tea while they let jimbo go off on his own journey to find Bh672. So they...

sat and had some drinks and all of a sudden the whole gang comes running in their direction, they were so startled that..............

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:34 pm

the tea cart upturned and tea and crumpets went flying hither and thither (;) )Grumpaz got mad and yelled....

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:38 pm

Rain;552373 wrote: the tea cart upturned and tea and crumpets went flying hither and thither (;) )Grumpaz got mad and yelled....

You crazy Meddling kids, look what you've done!!! You caused me to spill my drink on my favorite shirt and then she and Rain jumped to their feet and.................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:41 pm

started to kick butt! "Now you dang drunks! Get the heck out of here and leave us to our Friday night movies! If you want to stay you have to..."

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:01 pm

Rain;552379 wrote: started to kick butt! "Now you dang drunks! Get the heck out of here and leave us to our Friday night movies! If you want to stay you have to..."

all form a circle and hold hands and start dancing around us chanting our names in unison. So, since the FG gang listen to everything that Rain and Grumpaz say, started to sing and dance, all of a sudden they stopped because.................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:03 pm

this was also Their Friday night and they wanted to...

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:13 pm

Rain;552403 wrote: this was also Their Friday night and they wanted to...

chill out and watch the local yocals do thier thing....They broke up the gang, told them to .................