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DesignerGal;547627 wrote: No, normally I dont find sick or tasteless jokes funny. They are called sick and tasteless for a reason.



I dont know if its a cultural thing. How is Heather having only one leg, Heather making an idiot of herself.



Im sure it happens in the US, but that doesnt mean I have to go mainstream and find it funny.



Jokes I find funny dont involve someone's physical disabilities, birth defects, skin color or mental status. I just dont think that is funny. But hey thats me and Im allowed to think so.


Okay so I got one for you.



Koan was walking through the park one day. A squirrel ran up her leg under her dress. She just laughed she didnt care she knew she didnt have any nuts.
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Ok Jimbo and Spot- you need to back down a little! So DG doesnt think jokes about disabled people are very funny! Thats her own opinion weather you like it or not! She has a big heart and doesnt like that sort of stuff ok? Back off a little! Geez! :-5
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YZGI;547632 wrote: Okay so I got one for you.



Koan was walking through the park one day. A squirrel ran up her leg under her dress. She just laughed she didnt care she knew she didnt have any nuts.


thanks for setting the record straight on that, YZGI ;)

It is the opinion of a number of members that these jokes are hysterical.
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YZGI;547632 wrote: Okay so I got one for you.



Koan was walking through the park one day. A squirrel ran up her leg under her dress. She just laughed she didnt care she knew she didnt have any nuts.


sorry mate i dont like that its , squirrelist,and further more its sexist on the grounds that koan does not have nuts , and its anti global warming protesterish .... :D hey every body picks fault with my jokes i just wondered what it felt like to do it too some one else :thinking: its boring :D
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jimbo;547635 wrote: sorry mate i dont like that its , squirrelist,and further more its sexist on the grounds that koan does not have nuts , and its anti global warming protesterish .... :D hey every body picks fault with my jokes i just wondered what it felt like to do it too some one else :thinking: its boring :D


Dam! isnt anyone entitled to their own opinion? Just because DG doesnt like your joke you are going to rag on her? come on!
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Sweet Tooth;547633 wrote: Ok Jimbo and Spot- you need to back down a little! So DG doesnt think jokes about disabled people are very funny! Thats her own opinion weather you like it or not! She has a big heart and doesnt like that sort of stuff ok? Back off a little! Geez! :-5


hey no harm intended , :D just having a laugh
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jimbo;547638 wrote: hey no harm intended , :D just having a laugh


at someone else's expense! and I doubt dg is laughing! you should apologize
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Sweet Tooth;547636 wrote: Dam! isnt anyone entitled to their own opinion? Just because DG doesnt like your joke you are going to rag on her? come on!


hey sweety are you not the girl that said bald guys look like penises on another thread ... hey i dont mind that at all , i'm not even annoyed your buddy tried labeling me racist , in fact i dont have a problem with any one .maybe thats coz i can live and let live :D
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Sweet Tooth;547641 wrote: at someone else's expense! and I doubt dg is laughing! you should apologize


i honestly dont feel i have anything to apologize for , but i'm sorry if you feel after you guys picking on a harmless joke , then getting quite nasty about it all , that i defended my lame joke :D
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jimbo;547643 wrote: hey sweety are you not the girl that said bald guys look like penises on another thread ... hey i dont mind that at all , i'm not even annoyed your buddy tried labeling me racist , in fact i dont have a problem with any one .maybe thats coz i can live and let live :D


haha read a little more- I said my husband looked like a giant penis- hes 6"4 and his head is shaped funny- and shes not trying to say you are racist- she has a huge heart and can't stand people being made fun of! So at least respect that.
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Sweet Tooth;547641 wrote: at someone else's expense! and I doubt dg is laughing! you should apologize


For what, having a sense of humour :-3
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Sweet Tooth;547645 wrote: haha read a little more- I said my husband looked like a giant penis- hes 6"4 and his head is shaped funny- and shes not trying to say you are racist- she has a huge heart and can't stand people being made fun of! So at least respect that.


ok no harm done sorry to every one i peed off ... :D
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SuzyB;547647 wrote: For what, having a sense of humour :-3


no- again read further-all she has been saying is that she didnt think the joke was funny and they where all on her like white on rice because of it!- ya'll need to learn some respect around here!
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Sweet Tooth;547650 wrote: no- again read further-all she has been saying is that she didnt think the joke was funny and they where all on her like white on rice because of it!- ya'll need to learn some respect around here!


why not brown rice you being racist on me :D
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jimbo;547651 wrote: why not brown rice you being racist on me :D
ok, secretly laughed a little but thats not the point!:wah:
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Sweet Tooth;547650 wrote: no- again read further-all she has been saying is that she didnt think the joke was funny and they where all on her like white on rice because of it!- ya'll need to learn some respect around here!


I got it..she didn't find the joke funny, does she need you to come here demanding that someone should apologize?

It seems as though Jim wasn't the only person to find it funny.

I'll make a note for future though, that anything that may upset your friends we MUST apologize for. Noted :D
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Sweet Tooth;547650 wrote: no- again read further-all she has been saying is that she didnt think the joke was funny and they where all on her like white on rice because of it!- ya'll need to learn some respect around here!
You would have thought that if she was offended by the joke then she would have stated her piece and never re-entered said thread. That way she would not have been offended any further. JMO
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Sweet Tooth;547652 wrote: ok, secretly laughed a little but thats not the point!:wah:


:wah: :wah: no worries :D
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SuzyB;547654 wrote: I got it..she didn't find the joke funny, does she need you to come here demanding that someone should apologize?



It seems as though Jim wasn't the only person to find it funny.



I'll make a note for future though, that anything that may upset your friends we MUST apologise for. Noted :D


And I'm just going to make a note that you dont read the whole thread and therfore, have no clue what you are talking about! I said he should have apologized for taking it too far! Read up Suzy! :D
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Sweet Tooth;547672 wrote: And I'm just going to make a note that you dont read the whole thread and therfore, have no clue what you are talking about! I said he should have apologized for taking it too far! Read up Suzy! :D


God, soorrryyyy, silly me to not read the thread properly. :wah:
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SuzyB;547679 wrote: God, soorrryyyy, silly me to not read the thread properly. :wah:


ya silly you for sticking you nose in someones business! :wah: is right!
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Sweet Tooth;547672 wrote: And I'm just going to make a note that you dont read the whole thread and therfore, have no clue what you are talking about!Maybe if you'd done that yourself you'd have seen that I'd only made two posts into the entire thread and that I'd not mentioned DG or her contributions even side-on.
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spot;547681 wrote: Maybe if you'd done that yourself you'd have seen that I'd only made two posts into the entire thread and that I'd not mentioned DG or her contributions even side-on.
Spot, I didnt even mention you to apologize did I? I just said you shouldn't be so harsh
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Sweet Tooth;547680 wrote: ya silly you for sticking you nose in someones business! :wah: is right!


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There is nothing that rates one person's opinion more valuable than another's. If an apology is needed then apologies are due on both sides.

There is this strange phenomenon that I keep hearing of that when one person takes offense at something then everyone else is suddenly crossing a line. In this case we've got one(perhaps two) people who don't like these jokes. We've got a larger number of people who are having lots of fun with them. DG received an apology so I think she should now apologise to jimbo for insulting his sense of humour. Just my opinion.
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spot;547681 wrote: Maybe if you'd done that yourself you'd have seen that I'd only made two posts into the entire thread and that I'd not mentioned DG or her contributions even side-on.


Ok, I'm sorry spot, I didnt mean you- I meant someone else- please forgive me- i got your avatars mixed up for some reason
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Does anyone else think this has all got just a little silly?



Jimbo made a tasteless joke, DG didn't find it funny, OK fair enough but Jimbo makes jokes (some of them are even funny), DG is obviously a sensitive person who doesn't like this type of joke - which is her right.



Perhaps it would be best if DG ignores Jim's funnies and Jim never ever makes jokes again:D but could we stop having a go at each other on a thread that is supposed to be fun!!!
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Sweet Tooth;547687 wrote: Ok, I'm sorry spot, I didnt mean you- I meant someone else- please forgive me- i got your avatars mixed up for some reason


It'll be the other archangel slaying dragons then. I often get confused myself.
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koan;547684 wrote: There is nothing that rates one person's opinion more valuable than another's. If an apology is needed then apologies are due on both sides.



There is this strange phenomenon that I keep hearing of that when one person takes offense at something then everyone else is suddenly crossing a line. In this case we've got one(perhaps two) people who don't like these jokes. We've got a larger number of people who are having lots of fun with them. DG received an apology so I think she should now apologise to jimbo for insulting his sense of humour. Just my opinion.


You have to be kidding me! No one was insulting his sense of humor! His personal opinionwas that it was funny, fine! Dg's was that it wasn't funny, fine! Its when Jim was rude about her not liking the joke that the apology was necessary! Geez! for a forum who is all about everyone deserves their own opinion, ya'll are heartless!
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Soberano;547693 wrote: Imladris is right, all this bad feeling won't do anyone any good, i suggest you all go into your bedrooms and see how many socks you can pull on one foot. Imladris 16, hard to believe hu.


Hard to believe - bloody hard to do!!!!!!!!:D
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Soberano;547693 wrote: Imladris is right, all this bad feeling won't do anyone any good, i suggest you all go into your bedrooms and see how many socks you can pull on one foot. Imladris 16, hard to believe hu.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

thats all I have to say about that!!
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WonderWendy3;547698 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



thats all I have to say about that!!




Wendy, have you tried it yet? One of the most random and daftest things you can do but strangely satisfying:D
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Sweet Tooth;547636 wrote: Dam! isnt anyone entitled to their own opinion? Just because DG doesnt like your joke you are going to rag on her? come on!


koan;547684 wrote: There is nothing that rates one person's opinion more valuable than another's. If an apology is needed then apologies are due on both sides.

There is this strange phenomenon that I keep hearing of that when one person takes offense at something then everyone else is suddenly crossing a line. In this case we've got one(perhaps two) people who don't like these jokes. We've got a larger number of people who are having lots of fun with them. DG received an apology so I think she should now apologise to jimbo for insulting his sense of humour. Just my opinion.


Sweet Tooth;547690 wrote: You have to be kidding me! No one was insulting his sense of humor! His personal opinionwas that it was funny, fine! Dg's was that it wasn't funny, fine! Its when Jim was rude about her not liking the joke that the apology was necessary! Geez! for a forum who is all about everyone deserves their own opinion, ya'll are heartless!
Like I said. It's just my opinion. Don't I have the right to my opinion?
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jimbo;544846 wrote: how about this one ...



he laid her on the river bank his heart all a quiver



he undid her suspender belt her leg shot in the river



by sir paul too :rolleyes:


:wah: oh god that takes me back, my dear old dad used to tell that one...thanks for making me chuckle jimbo and bringing back an old memory :wah:
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koan;547711 wrote: Like I said. It's just my opinion. Don't I have the right to my opinion?


sure do!
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Sweet Tooth;547717 wrote: sure do!


so what's with calling me heartless? I found that insulting.
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koan;547730 wrote: so what's with calling me heartless? I found that insulting.


you take insult to everything- not worried about it
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Sweet Tooth;547737 wrote: you take insult to everything- not worried about it


so if you aren't worried about insulting me... because I'm so ultra sensitive, why should anyone be worried about insulting DG?
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Just forget about ST. There are always going to be people out there who find humor in the misfortunes of others. Let them be. They're the ones that look like jerks on the outside.

And just for the record Jimbo: I dont make fun of bald, fat, acne-ridden, mentally handicapped, physically handicapped, birth defected, or any other person suffering an illness. I dont make fun of jews, hindis, arabs, blacks, or indian people. And Im fine with that. I like being that way. Im sorry all of you think I am an uptight, immature ultra-sensitive bitch. I said what I had to say, gave my opinion, defended myself, and even answered a few questions along the way. I dont want or need an apology.






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koan;547739 wrote: so if you aren't worried about insulting me... because I'm so ultra sensitive, why should anyone be worried about insulting DG?


I'm not worried about you because you are just trying to start $h!t Dg was seriously hurt- thats why
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Sweet Tooth;547757 wrote: I'm not worried about you because you are just trying to start $h!t Dg was seriously hurt- thats why


oh, I see. You get to decide when the insult matters. That explains a lot. Thank you.
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Did I forget to mention I was also an amputee?






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DesignerGal;547761 wrote: Did I forget to mention I was also an amputee?


Hey DG, I'm really sorry to hear that :-4 It is really hard to live with disability. I am sorry that you have been offended with this thread
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koan;547760 wrote: oh, I see. You get to decide when the insult matters. That explains a lot. Thank you.


DesignerGal;547761 wrote: Did I forget to mention I was also an amputee?




OK? NOW DO YOU SEE?!
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Imladris;547703 wrote: Wendy, have you tried it yet? One of the most random and daftest things you can do but strangely satisfying:D


Sorry to throw the thread, but to answer Immy, no not yet, I'm still at work, but first thing I do when I get home and will report...I'm excited, cause I have trouser socks...so what is the record?? 16...I think I can beat it...

Strangely satisfying huh???oh my...who needs Valentines Day when you have socks!!:wah:
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Imladris;547763 wrote: ST - loyalty to a friend is very commendable but blinkered stirring isn't


just asking- whats blinkered stirring?
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Sweet Tooth;547768 wrote: OK? NOW DO YOU SEE?!


There have been many threads discussing things that I have personal experience with and that I find uncomfortable. If I enter the thread I either make one statement and leave or I tell people why I have a vested interest in the topic. If she didn't want to divulge personal information then she could have stayed out of the thread. These jokes will always exist. It was never personal.
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Sweet Tooth;547773 wrote: just asking- whats blinkered stirring?


ST - my apologies, I thought you were acting just to wind things up, I have just read DG's post that she is an amputee. I can see why she is sensitive to jokes along those lines. I have just deleted that post as it seems it is inaccurate.



DG my apologies too if I have offended you, it was never my intention.
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Sweet Tooth;547768 wrote: OK? NOW DO YOU SEE?!


Hey ST - no hard feelings :-6

I think the problem is we always want to protect people from things that will hurt them or their feelings, it is a natural reaction.

Everyone handles disability in different ways, The thread was in no way meant to hurt DG's feelings.
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