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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:57 pm

Elvira;545470 wrote: What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Pick-up Stix. Doesn't seem like much now, but back then it was da bomb.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:01 pm

Elvira;545472 wrote: If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
The space-time contiuum will never forgive you.

rkdian · Post by **rkdian** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:11 pm

Do you still cross your arms when you pout?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:18 pm

rkdian;545624 wrote: Do you still cross your arms when you pout?

:yh_tongue Maybe.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:42 am

Do other animals (other than humans) have oral sex ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:43 am

Do they still turn horses into glue ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:43 am

Nomad;546104 wrote: Do other animals (other than humans) have oral sex ?
You need a dog. Get a male one.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:48 am

Nomad;546105 wrote: Do they still turn horses into glue ?
That's a myth that needs to be stamped out now. Old horses are indeed sent to the glue factory, but not to be made into glue. That's just silly. It takes alot of time and effort to run around a pasture all day, and bending down to eat grass is hard on an old spine. So, compassionate horse owners, in cooperation with local temp agencies, find gainful employment for the old guys that's less taxing. making glue is really boring work for humans, but it's just complex enough to hold an old horse's interest. Good for us, good for them, good for glue.

I know because that's what my dad told me when he sent my pony away.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:04 pm

Accountable;546141 wrote: That's a myth that needs to be stamped out now. Old horses are indeed sent to the glue factory, but not to be made into glue. That's just silly. It takes alot of time and effort to run around a pasture all day, and bending down to eat grass is hard on an old spine. So, compassionate horse owners, in cooperation with local temp agencies, find gainful employment for the old guys that's less taxing. making glue is really boring work for humans, but it's just complex enough to hold an old horse's interest. Good for us, good for them, good for glue.

I know because that's what my dad told me when he sent my pony away.

Im sorry what were you saying ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:28 pm

Nomad;546577 wrote: Im sorry what were you saying ?
... and that's the most important.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:42 pm

Hamster;547002 wrote: Acc why am I still awake at 2.40am just because Pinky is here? And will I be able to get up at 7am?
You're trying to get me to comment on Pinky's snoring, but it's not going to work. :p

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:37 am

Suppose AussiePam and I came to visit San Antonio. Where would you take us?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:51 am

Lulu2;547120 wrote: Suppose AussiePam and I came to visit San Antonio. Where would you take us?
Wal-Mart! You can really get a feel for a city by shopping there.

If it were summer, there are lots of tourist traps in the area like huge water parks, Six Flags theme park, and Sea world, but I'd rather we hook up with JB Barker - who I haven't heard from in months, come to think of it - and go inner tubing down the river. It's a nice, slow ride through the country, relaxing, laughing & drinking beer.

loser · Post by **loser** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:01 am

Here are my questions:

Are you a true cancerian, with cancerian traits? What day in July were you born?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:07 am

loser;547221 wrote: Here are my questions:

Are you a true cancerian, with cancerian traits?I'm infectuous like cancer, and like the crab, people love me when I'm steamed.

Actually, I'm very much like the Cancer descriptions I've read. loser wrote: What day in July were you born?None of them. I believe they call it the Gemini cusp or something like that.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:44 am

skittles2004;550308 wrote: 1. What do you think of the color purple?Good color that was unfairly maligned because of its association with Barney. Better as a movie.

skittles2004 wrote: 2. What do you think of a purple marker hanging in the middle of your wall and you cant move it?Do you mean not allowed or physically unable to move it? If the former, it's cruel and unusual punishment that should be reported to the ACLU immediately. If the latter, you really need to get out and exercise more.

skittles2004 wrote: 3. Have you ever had a purple cart at wal mart?Nope ony gray.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:48 am

skittles2004;550309 wrote: what do you think a good siggy is?
It has to either reflect YOU, or represent your views, opinions, etc.

How about this:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:49 am

who is bh672 ???????????

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:50 am

Acc, why do I love wal-mart (Asda) so much????

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:39 am

jimbo;550609 wrote: who is bh672 ???????????
Not a clue! :-2 He's avoided my radar completely, I'd never heard of 'im till now. Maybe we should start stalkin, er, tracking him to find out. :sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:43 am

SuzyB;550610 wrote: Acc, why do I love wal-mart (Asda) so much????
What's not to like?!? Great prices, large selections, clean bathrooms (relatively). Wal-Mart's da bomb!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:45 am

Sometimes feel like i'm being watched, do you ever get that feeling??:D

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:33 pm

SuzyB;550685 wrote: Sometimes feel like i'm being watched, do you ever get that feeling??:D
Sorry it took so long for me to get back to you. I've been hiding. :-3

As to your question.... um, no.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:35 pm

Why has accountable been hiding ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:44 pm

Nomad;551378 wrote: Why has accountable been hiding ?
You, you, you! It's always You with you, isn't it? How are YOU doing? Is there anything I can get for YOU? What would YOU like to do today? This incessant generosity is getting tiresome.

Let's for once get off you ... erm, me .... and focus on Suzy for a change, eh?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:50 pm

Accountable;551389 wrote: You, you, you! It's always You with you, isn't it? How are YOU doing? Is there anything I can get for YOU? What would YOU like to do today? This incessant generosity is getting tiresome.

Let's for once get off you ... erm, me .... and focus on Suzy for a change, eh?

Wow. I crumble like that once in awhile. I usually go to the zoo and talk with monkies. What do you do ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:56 pm

Nomad;551393 wrote: Wow. I crumble like that once in awhile. I usually go to the zoo and talk with monkies. What do you do ?
Curl up in a little ball and wait for sleep. :yh_worry

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:58 pm

I thought I was typing nonsense to the girl upstairs at work today. Inadvertently someone in headquarters 4 states away replied to my nonsense. Apparently he failed to see the humor and sent the message to my boss and two other people I dont know.

Ive already established Im a moron, the question remains how big of a moron am I ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:17 pm

Nomad;551395 wrote: I thought I was typing nonsense to the girl upstairs at work today. Inadvertently someone in headquarters 4 states away replied to my nonsense. Apparently he failed to see the humor and sent the message to my boss and two other people I dont know.

Ive already established Im a moron, the question remains how big of a moron am I ?
I'm guessing between 5' 9" and 5' 11", but that's just based on your writing style.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:34 pm

Who decided 8 1/2 x 11 inches was such a great size for copy paper ?

Also since Im on the subject whats better dog food, Alpo or Purina ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:38 am

Nomad;551411 wrote: Who decided 8 1/2 x 11 inches was such a great size for copy paper ?

Also since Im on the subject whats better dog food, Alpo or Purina ?
Hehe, Everybody knows that the paper is that size because it fits the copier. Sheeesh.

For dog food, the one that's on sale.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:02 am

Accountable;551406 wrote: I'm guessing between 5' 9" and 5' 11", but that's just based on your writing style.

No he's bigger than that

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:34 am

Dear Accountable,

Do you "lather, rinse, repeat?"

:-3

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:37 am

RedGlitter;551622 wrote: Dear Accountable,

Do you "lather, rinse, repeat?"

:-3
I have to confess I'm a conservative in this area. I tried rebelling and doing it the other way 'round ....... didn't work. I can't recommend it.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:16 am

Did you ever find out why the daily spunj is here?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:31 pm

buttercup;551648 wrote: Did you ever find out why the daily spunj is here?
Nope. I've started using it for my daily bath.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:29 am

Who decides what words get added to the dictionary, and how?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:43 am

Nomad;552668 wrote: Who decides what words get added to the dictionary, and how?
They've got some old guy that listens to TV talk shows. If he sits up and says "what's that mean?" they know they have a new word.

Poor old Webster is addicted to those courtroom shows.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:17 pm

Wow, has it really been over a year??

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:17 am

Lets start all over again

Are you Accountable for the finances in your home?:D

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:29 am

Chezzie;796755 wrote: Lets start all over again

Are you Accountable for the finances in your home?:D
:wah: I'm accountable for bringing them in. After that, I'm powerless.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:50 pm

How are doing baby? Wasn't your back hurt? How's the wife? You still teaching? We never talk anymore... have you noticed that?:-2

:-4

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:37 pm

flopstock;958219 wrote: How are doing baby? Wasn't your back hurt? How's the wife? You still teaching? We never talk anymore... have you noticed that?:-2

:-4
*cough* *cough* Decided to dust my ol' thread off again?

I'm doin' good darlin'. I'd tweaked my back but it's about 98% good now.

My beloved is still her beautiful self. I'll tell her you asked about her. :-6

I have noticed we don't talk, but I remember a long time ago that we talked about that, remember? We know we're here for each other, and I read just about all your posts, whether you see me or not. :yh_hugs

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:38 pm

Yea baby...daddys back on the saddle

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:47 pm

Nomad;958490 wrote: Yea baby...daddys back on the saddle
Ready for ya, friendo!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:27 pm

Im required to get tasered and maced. Id like to be able to stand there with a smile on my face until the effects wear off as a kind of "who do you think your messing with here"? gesture.

Any advice ?

If not, any suggestions as to how I can prevent myself from crying and screaming out MOMMY !!!