Mildred and Earl

[Marie5656]

Mildred, 93, was despondent over the

recent death of her husband Earl,

so she decided to just kill herself

and join him in death.



Thinking it would be best to get it

over with quickly, she took out Earl's old

Army pistol and made the decision to

shoot herself in the heart since it was

so badly broken in the first place.



Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become

a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called

her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.

"Since you're a woman,"

the doctor said,

"your heart is just below your left breast.

Why do you ask?"

She hung up without answering.



Later that night,

Mildred was admitted to the hospital

with a gunshot wound to her knee.





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