The 'Random Thoughts' Thread

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:36 am

Post anything that comes to mind, anything!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:42 am

Whats up with neck ties. Who thought tieing a noose around your neck in bright colors would look good.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:44 am

YZGI;543147 wrote: Whats up with neck ties. Who thought tieing a noose around your neck in bright colors would look good.

the klueless klux klan :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:45 am

LOL

I bought mince for dinner to do bolognaise but really fancy a Chinese, oh decisions decisions. :-3

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:11 am

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish..................................49.

Adventurous........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic................................No breasts.

Average looking...................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure..............On medication.

Feminist...............................Fat.

Free Spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first.....................Former Slut.

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned......................No B.J.'s

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional.........................Bitch.

Voluptuous...........................Very fat.

Large frame...........................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate...................Stalker.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:14 am

LMFAO damn cheek!

Why is Dixon's website so slow? :-5

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:14 am

funniest thing on f g sinse the cilli eating thing ... bravo:-6 :-6

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:18 am

What was that in English? :-2

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:02 pm

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...................................I am hungry

I am sleepy....................................I am sleepy

I am tired.......................................I am tired

Nice dress......................................Nice Rack!!

I love you.......................................Let's have sex now

I am bored.....................................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:07 pm

Wolverine;543445 wrote: DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...................................I am hungry

I am sleepy....................................I am sleepy

I am tired.......................................I am tired

Nice dress......................................Nice Rack!!

I love you.......................................Let's have sex now

I am bored.....................................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

Wow you read my mind.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:13 pm

Oh crap I forgot all about it, I'll have to do it all tomorrow now.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:16 pm

My bean is aching.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:17 pm

crazygal;546688 wrote: My bean is aching.

well thats a flicking nuisance , is it not

Red · Post by **Red** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:17 pm

Wolverine;543445 wrote: DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...................................I am hungry

I am sleepy....................................I am sleepy

I am tired.......................................I am tired

Nice dress......................................Nice Rack!!

I love you.......................................Let's have sex now

I am bored.....................................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.

:wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:20 pm

My bean is saying goodnight, it needs my attention.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:17 pm

OMG not again, someone slap him please!

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:41 pm

Why do I say goodnight and then carry on posting an hour later?

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:15 pm

How many more of these do we need? :-3 :wah:

Loz · Post by **Loz** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:18 pm

Minxiedoo58 whoever you are and I think I do... Go away :-5

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:19 pm

If he is even THINKING of joining he can p*ss off, none of us like you so go away J!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:35 pm

dry cleaners are a rip off!!!! i just paid to have a sweater cleaned that had a spot on the front of it....taco sauce i think,,,i get it back , the fricken spot is still there....rubbed it with dial soap....the spot is gone...........what a waste of time and money on the dry cleaner..........:-5

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:44 pm

Should have tried that first maybe. :p