Some advice for the ladies

Redpoppy · Post by **Redpoppy** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:02 pm

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:44 pm

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , how funny is that ..... not

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:50 pm

jimbo;545304 wrote: a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , how funny is that ..... not

how about this one jimbo?

Why Men are Not Secretaries

Husband's note on the refrigerator to his wife:

"Doctor's office called: Said Pabst beer is normal"

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:55 pm

koan;545305 wrote: how about this one jimbo?

Why Men are Not Secretaries

Husband's note on the refrigerator to his wife:

"Doctor's office called: Said Pabst beer is normal"

koan please explain it , for jimbo i said to sue what i think it meant but i dont want to post that , as my grandad said , your better just saying nothing and looking an idiot , than to open your mouth say something and remove any possible doubt

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:57 pm

jimbo;545307 wrote: koan please explain it , for jimbo i said to sue what i think it meant but i dont want to post that , as my grandad said , your better just saying nothing and looking an idiot , than to open your mouth say something and remove any possible doubt

It's in the "Pabst beer" part.

don't worry, it's part of what makes you lovable.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:02 pm

Soberano;545310 wrote: HoHoHo What you girls got to remember is that if God never created man how the hell would you get a round in at the bar.

Hey, who wants to be a secretary?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:02 pm

well pabst beer is made in milwaukee , but i still dont get it

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:12 pm

jimbo;545314 wrote: well pabst beer is made in milwaukee , but i still dont get it

anyone else who needs a hint the spoiler is here

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:20 pm

well i knew it was that

but i thought thats not particaly funny there has to be more to it , but i over estimated her :wah: :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:21 pm

Soberano;545329 wrote: Ah i thought that 's what it was.:yh_liar

damn. I never get to use the pinocchio smilie.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:37 pm

jimbo;545314 wrote: well pabst beer is made in milwaukee , but i still dont get it

Pabst is BEER?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:44 pm

Chookie;545371 wrote: Pabst is BEER?

http://www.pabst.com/

they've even got a great tune

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:46 pm

Yeah, but it ain't beer.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:48 pm

Chookie;545395 wrote: Yeah, but it ain't beer.

can't beat the song though. I'm still listening to it.