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Let's see how many we can come up with. Post them one at a time and everyone can come here for ideas on how to get out of sticky questions such as "How do I look in this?" or "So, what do you think?"



I'll start it off with a favorite:





This place is what it is because of people such as you.
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That look is definitely you.
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Well, you've certainly put a lot of time and effort into this.
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WOW, you shouldn't have.
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I will take your thought under consideration and get back to you.
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This was a night I will always remember.
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Thank you for an interesting day.
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You are unique!
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Post by Carl44 »

sue used to say i'm one in a million , and that no matter how hard she could try she would never meet a guy like me again , i used to like that , till now that is:-3 :-3
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Post by Clint »

You're looking good for your age.
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I've always liked you in that dress.
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Pinky;543126 wrote: You have a classical figure:rolleyes:




you have a face just made to be a radio star
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Post by Carl44 »

from her



your special most guys cant do it twice in a minute :rolleyes:
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That was unbelievable.
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Post by Carl44 »

Pinky;543135 wrote: :wah:

What about 'It's okay, I always liked walnut whips':lips:




oh my pinky :wah: :wah:



i cant believe that
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Your Funny



funny how

Funny looking? Am I hear to amuse you.

So you think I am a effing clown?
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Pinky;543135 wrote: :wah: :wah:

What about 'It's okay, I always liked walnut whips':lips:


I would ask for an explanation but Now I am scared.:-2
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My how big you are.



Well I hear others have been told that.
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YZGI;543142 wrote: I would ask for an explanation but Now I am scared.:-2


go on pinky this is your dept , lets see ya get outa this one :wah: :wah:
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Post by RedGlitter »

You look good today.



It's the thought that counts.
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Post by YZGI »

I heard this one from jimbo:



Hey yzgi your avatar looks like one of them Banana Split dudes.



Whats up with that?:D
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Post by Carl44 »

Pinky;543185 wrote: Um...what looks like a walnut whip when it's exceptionally cold?:yh_giggle


a polar bear:p :p
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Pinky;543185 wrote: Um...what looks like a walnut whip when it's exceptionally cold?:yh_giggle


:wah: :wah: Jim had to explain that to me
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!





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Pinky;543185 wrote: Um...what looks like a walnut whip when it's exceptionally cold?:yh_giggle
Ohhh :wah: I'm not usually this slow.
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Post by Lulu2 »

Your cooking reminds me of my mother's.

(Good thread, Accountable.)
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Pinky;543185 wrote: Um...what looks like a walnut whip when it's exceptionally cold?:yh_giggle


NOw you see Im clearly a deviant, because I'd taken that one to a completely different level........... am I alone?
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Post by Elvira »

That's an interesting look!
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Well...you tried.
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Post by Accountable »

I saw a cousin a couple months ago. He told me



You're looking better.





It was our first meeting since I was twelve. :-2
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:wah: Oh my!! You have those cousins too?
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Post by Clint »

RedGlitter;543678 wrote: :wah: Oh my!! You have those cousins too?


You and Accountable are related? :wah:
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Clint;543682 wrote: You and Accountable are related? :wah:


:D Wouldn't that be cool if we were? I have relatives that say things like that too. One I remember is "You're not as fat as you used to be." :thinking:

:wah:
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RedGlitter;543684 wrote: :D Wouldn't that be cool if we were? I have relatives that say things like that too. One I remember is "You're not as fat as you used to be." :thinking:

:wah:


I know what you mean, I have them too..." you've always looked old for your age". I love it.:wah:
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Only you could have done a job like this.
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Post by Uncle Kram »

You don't sweat much for a fat lass


THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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Post by WonderWendy3 »

One of my all-time favorites from the Ex:

You aren't THAT fat....
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Post by Imladris »

Yes, you look fine





(FINE!!!!!)
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Post by Carl44 »

said to a fat lass but was quite pretty ,



i tell you what love i wouldt kick outa bed for farting :wah: your ok really :wah:
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Post by minks »

people are attracted to you like a shiney penny

:-6
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Post by Accountable »

Y'know ...... not everybody can pull that look off.
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Post by RedGlitter »

"You're overweight but you wear nice clothes and makeup."

Said by a FRIEND. :mad:
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Post by Accountable »

Now THAT makes a statement.
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Post by Nomad »

Like this ?



I AM AWESOME MAN
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Post by Accountable »

Nomad;545011 wrote: Like this ?




Compliment, not Complement. :wah:
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