Famous Last Words

[Lulu2]

No these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

You look just like Charles Manson

Let it down slowly.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look ma! no hands!

Hey that's not a violin.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer

"Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley

"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"

"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden

"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek

"Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?"

"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"

"Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"

Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

I dunno, press the button and find out.

Hello, is anyone home?

Oops.

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

He can't hear us, he's miles away

I'll be right back.

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

Don't worry, we outnumber them.

Hey, what the hell??!

Hey, what's that beeping sound?

I'm sure it's just the wind.

Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!

[Rapunzel]

"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

My favourite is: "He couldn't hit an elephant at that dist......." :yh_rotfl