Political Correctness

[WonderWendy3]

Due to the climate of political correctness now

pervading America:



Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West

Virginians will no longer be referred to as

"HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.



And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE

POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" -- She is a

"BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" -- She is "HORIZONTALLY

ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -- She is a

"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION

SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" -- She is a

"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you -- She becomes "VERBALLY

REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" -- She is a "LOW COST

PROVIDER."



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" -- He has developed a

"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" -- He is "OVERLY

CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -- He

"INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE

DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" -- He is in "FOLLICLE

REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" -- He develops a

case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his

pants -- It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

[Sheryl]

:wah: :wah:

Ohh I've gotta remember 2, 4, and 6 on when speaking PC about men.

[Rapunzel]

Brilliant WW3! :wah:

I'm a VERBALLY REPETITIVE LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION

SUPERHIGHWAY! :wah: :wah:

[WonderWendy3]

Well, if you asked the ex, he would say that I'm verbally repetitive!!! :p

Of course I don't agree:D