Blonde, what else?

[valerie]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a

handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood. She went to

the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs

for her to-do.



"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"The blonde said

"How about 50 dollars?"



The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she

might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard

the conversation and said to her husband: "Does she realize that the

porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should,

she was standing on it."



A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.



"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered," and I

had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."



Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, It's a Ferrari..."

[lady cop]

bwaaaaahaaaaahooohaa! val you kill me!

[Porpoise]

That's hilarious! Good one! :-6 :wah: