gUYS..BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!

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Marie5656
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gUYS..BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!

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A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'S WAS OUT CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH

ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.

SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND

SAID,"FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO

FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A

WISH."



"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND" SAID

THE WIFE. THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND POOF-TWO TICKETS FOR THE

QUEEN MARY IIl LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.



THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID:

"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL

NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30

YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME."



THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A

WISH.... SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND - POOF!-



THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.



THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD

REMEMBER.....



FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.
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guppy
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gUYS..BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!

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baaaaaaaaaaaa...rofl......that is tooo funny......:wah: :wah:
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Rain
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gUYS..BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!

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Got that right! I'm lol :D

Colts won! Told ya.
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