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minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:38 am

can I have 5 bucks?:D

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:49 am

Nomad;539254 wrote: If you could be any dinasaur you desired, which would you be ?The one that's not extinct, of course. :-2

Nomad wrote: Explain why in 500 words or less please.

I personally see you as a brontasaurus but dont let that influence you.I personally like those I saw in Jurassic Park, #3 I think. They were wiry, quick, & clever. Sure they were evil, but I'm sure carrots don't like us humans much, either.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:50 am

minks;539256 wrote: can I have 5 bucks?:D
You need to start a savings plan. Go to the corner store again, ask for four bucks this time & tell them to keep one for later.

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:52 am

Accountable;539260 wrote: You need to start a savings plan. Go to the corner store again, ask for four bucks this time & tell them to keep one for later.

oh really.... hmmmmmmm

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:13 am

Accountable;539259 wrote: The one that's not extinct, of course. :-2

I personally like those I saw in Jurassic Park, #3 I think. They were wiry, quick, & clever. Sure they were evil, but I'm sure carrots don't like us humans much, either.

Wiry quick and clever

I can see that. As a dinasaur if your aunt knitted you a sweater would you wear it ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:19 am

Nomad;539274 wrote: Wiry quick and clever

I can see that. As a dinasaur if your aunt knitted you a sweater would you wear it ?
She is quite a skilled knitter, y'know.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:30 am

What about knitted booties ? Would you wear knitted booties ? If you were a brontasaurus that is.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:32 am

Nomad;539287 wrote: What about knitted booties ? Would you wear knitted booties ? If you were a brontasaurus that is.
No way! Slogging through the swamp is tough enough barefoot. Besides, can you imagine how angry my aunt would get if I got them dirty??

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:41 am

If you were a brontasaurus would you have a caveman as a pet ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:48 am

Nomad;539298 wrote: If you were a brontasaurus would you have a caveman as a pet ?
That'd be cool. I could carry him on my head & let him slide down my neck. Like most pets, he'd probably think he owned me, but still ...........

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:50 am

Do brontasuaruseses make a lot of poo ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:55 am

Nomad;539306 wrote: Do brontasuaruseses make a lot of poo ?
Compared to what? Pound for pound, I think hamsters have us beat.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:08 am

Would a cloned human have a soul ?

Aside from digging Barry White how could one tell ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:28 am

Nomad;540080 wrote: Would a cloned human have a soul ?

Aside from digging Barry White how could one tell ?
:wah: Alas I have no real answer. I would naturally assume any human would have a soul, no matter how they were born, but everybody digs Barry!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:33 am

How many potatoes does it take to make a typical bag of chips ?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:34 am

And do you like your chips BBQ style?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:36 am

Nomad;540154 wrote: How many potatoes does it take to make a typical bag of chips ?
A typical bag is made of plastic, not potatoes. DUH! :yh_glasse

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:37 am

chonsigirl;540155 wrote: And do you like your chips BBQ style?
I love BBQ style! :yh_bigsmi

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:38 am

What happens to the bodies of very large animals-you know elephants and giraffes and such-when they die at the zoo ?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:39 am

Would you smoke cigarettes in a car filled with children? :p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:39 am

Why are S. Dakotas badlands called the badlands ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:45 am

Nomad;540162 wrote: What happens to the bodies of very large animals-you know elephants and giraffes and such-when they die at the zoo ?
That's a question for the Ask Lulu thread. There is an Ask Lulu thread ... isn't there? :sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:46 am

Lulu2;540163 wrote: Would you smoke cigarettes in a car filled with children? :p
I don't smoke.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:47 am

Nomad;540164 wrote: Why are S. Dakotas badlands called the badlands ?
Um, because they're not good, I guess. I've seen pics, and wouldn't want to start a corn farm there.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:48 am

Why do African-American men prefer women with such big asses?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:50 am

Nomad;540177 wrote: Why do African-American men prefer women with such big asses?
That implies a generalization I'm not ready to stipulate. Don't you like a little junk in da trunk?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:10 am

When peeing in a urinal, how can I minimize splashback?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:14 am

Nomad;540192 wrote: When peeing in a urinal, how can I minimize splashback?
Angle the impact as much as possible, and aim for the edge of the water. I can't help pointing out that you're a bit behind the learning curve on this one.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:19 am

Is there protocol amongst automakers concering which side of the car the gascap is placed on ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:25 am

Nomad;540199 wrote: Is there protocol amongst automakers concering which side of the car the gascap is placed on ?
You'd think so, huh? Whatever happened to putting it behind the rear license plate? I'll check on that and get back to you.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:36 am

Do blind people "see" anything when the dream ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:50 am

Nomad;540209 wrote: Do blind people "see" anything when the dream ?
I'm pretty sure they do. Scientists have observed sleeping blind people having what is technically termed as RFM, Rapid Finger Movement as they "look" at things in their dreams. One interesting case of a blind woman with chronic nightmares required the scientists to wear safety padding for close observations.

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:29 am

should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:37 am

How many roads can a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:54 am

If you cant measure it, does it exist?

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:55 am

Will your answer to this question be 'no'?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:52 pm

Elvira;545130 wrote: should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Only those of herbivorous animals. That's safe.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:01 pm

Elvira;545141 wrote: How many roads can a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Well now, that's a question for the ages. Personally, I think it matters alot whether the road is paved, if there are amenities nearby, quality of the neighborhood, and the guy's shoes. I have a mathematical formula that I like to use ..............

Hey, wait a minute! You asked how many roads can a MAN walk. If he's already a man, he's already walked. Case closed.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:02 pm

Elvira;545160 wrote: If you cant measure it, does it exist?
I already told you

The

water

was

COLD!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:04 pm

Elvira;545162 wrote: Will your answer to this question be 'no'?
Sure. ......:-2 ............. :yh_doh

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:36 pm

In response to all of your answers........... TEE HEE!!!!!:wah:

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:40 pm

What happens when an irresistible force meets an impenetrable barrier?

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:42 pm

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:46 pm

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:46 pm

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:52 pm

If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:50 pm

Elvira;545461 wrote: What happens when an irresistible force meets an impenetrable barrier?
Birth control.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:52 pm

Elvira;545463 wrote: Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
They didn't they just wandered the wilderness till they got it right. I think the first drawing board was the back of the Commandments tablet.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:54 pm

Elvira;545469 wrote: If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
Obviously you're unaware of Smurfjitsu style of martial arts. You'd never get within arm's reach of his neck before ....... haaaaeeeeeeya!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:55 pm

What is your favorite nursery rhyme?:-6