Underwear Is Important...

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:19 am

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a

tray, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your

vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview

couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in

the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car

in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On

closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the

chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned

private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly

put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring

at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:21 am

Grumpaz;540139 wrote: If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a

tray, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your

vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview

couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in

the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car

in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On

closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the

chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned

private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly

put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring

at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:25 am

And the WIFE hasn't been seen publicly since!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:17 am

OMG That's hilarious Grumpaz! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl PMSL!

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:45 pm

Ha. Made my day.

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:18 pm

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:31 pm

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:37 am

Here is a true story, and the only reason I am telling it is because I probably will never meet any of you. About 15 years ago I was in a car accident, I always remember when going out, my mom saying do you have clean underwear. Us kids use to laugh. When I got into my accident, I relized I was wearing thongs. They had to cut me out of the car, and cut my jeans, I was so imbarressed, because doctor was there when the nurses were cutting jeans off. So, make sure when you go out, you have good undies on.:-6 :-6 :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:00 am

See? YOUR MOTHER WAS RIGHT! :p

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:11 am

Oh that is priceless!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Thanks for sharing... I will be copy-ing and sending on to others that will enjoy it as much as we have...thank you!!

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:28 am

Great joke and I'll make sure I wear BIG maternity pants every time I go out from now on.