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Tater Tazz;536762 wrote: Jimbo, will you make me a cake on my birthday?

Will you send it to me?

What kind will it be?


well tazz me and sue might just bake a cake and deliver it we have to go to newhaven soon :driving: :-6 :guitarist :)
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Tater Tazz;536750 wrote: Boy, your pretty quick today.i've heard that before :o



Here's a real one, what is the capital of idaho?er france:confused:

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Jimbo, what's the square root of 7896?
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Jimbo, what's your favourite cake?
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Imladris;537058 wrote: Jimbo, what's your favourite cake?




flap jack also known as the immy girl fart cake :wah: :wah:
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Imladris;537056 wrote: Jimbo, what's the square root of 7896?


at a rough guess doing it on my fingers 62346816



or 42 :confused:
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Hamster;537093 wrote: Jimbo why does life test us in so many ways?


haminstien i'll pm you later :-1
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When you were a kid did you light stuff on fire ?
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Nomad;537100 wrote: When you were a kid did you light stuff on fire ?


i never but my brother was a fire bug he set fire to our barn :-2



and he used to set to ants with a magnifying glass , the horrible little dweeb :mad:
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Did you pluck the wings off of flies ?
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Nomad;537111 wrote: Did you pluck the wings off of flies ?


no nomad ... but if i did would they then be called walks..:thinking: then if you pulled off their legs would they then be called sits:thinking: .... and just where would you find one of these" sits " .... where ever you left it :wah:
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Hamster;537112 wrote: Jimbo what should I make the kids for tea?


er seeing as you guys dont eat meat how about some nice veggies :wah:
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If a child (not me another child) (one I dont even know) did pull the wings off of flies would he be considered a bad person ?
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Nomad;537120 wrote: If a child (not me another child) (one I dont even know) did pull the wings off of flies would he be considered a bad person ?


er that child not you er no way even looked like you or acted like you in any way , and if that child did it was purely coincidental , yes that person would be bad :wah: , very very very bad :lips:
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jimbo;537128 wrote: er that child not you er no way even looked like you or acted like you in any way , and if that child did it was purely coincidental , yes that person would be bad :wah: , very very very bad :lips:




Ok but not all the wing plucking kids turned into Jeffrey Dahmer ya know ! Some of them grew up to be animal loving kitty petting really decent people who would never ever harm an animal. Im just sayin ! :p
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Hamster;538477 wrote: Jimbo why am I so hungry?


coz you are eating for two now :-4
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Dear Jimbo, who was the first prime minister, and what was he like, was he a jerk, or was he a decent kinda fellow??? :thinking:
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Hamster;538525 wrote: Jimbo have you noticed how very politely Galbally asks questions? :-3


Of course, its called manners. I can do nasty as well if I want though. :rolleyes:
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Hamster;538656 wrote: No you cant! :wah:


Really, wanna bet? How much? :sneaky:
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can I have 5 bucks?? :D
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Hamster;538669 wrote: :wah: :wah: You need more??


Pssst I need help paying my rent :wah:
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Hamster;538679 wrote: Ask for more then! :sneaky:


oh I thought if I asked everybody just for 5 bucks I would get a lot of takers and be able to make the payment easier, I mean if everybody gave minks 5 bucks... hmmmm how many of us are on here ahahaha Sorry Jimbo I hijacked yer thread.... bowing out :o
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So Jimbo, have ever forced Suzy to play turtle?
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minks;538682 wrote: oh I thought if I asked everybody just for 5 bucks I would get a lot of takers and be able to make the payment easier, I mean if everybody gave minks 5 bucks... hmmmm how many of us are on here ahahaha Sorry Jimbo I hijacked yer thread.... bowing out :o




no please minks carryon get this tiresom rodent off of my case:D
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Sheryl;538683 wrote: So Jimbo, have ever forced Suzy to play turtle?


no my mum tortoise it was naughty :D
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here hammy hammy hammy I have some cheese for you, no wait better yet a toasted banana sammy
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minks;538708 wrote: here hammy hammy hammy I have some cheese for you, no wait better yet a toasted banana sammy


hah get hammy a bananny sammy
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Hamster;538705 wrote: Ha!! No way!




you said you were only going to torture me till christmas , then it was till the f g meet up are you not getting bored yet:-5 :-5 you just gotta admire her sheer bloody mindedness though aint cha:-4
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Hamster;538707 wrote: Jimbo should I have tea, coffee or water?





I WANT ALCOHOL!!! :-5


i'm on my second month now hammy i'm not missing drinking but to be honest i cant stand being in the pub sober , its full of drunken idiots:o
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jimbo;538711 wrote: you said you were only going to torture me till christmas , then it was till the f g meet up are you not getting bored yet:-5 :-5 you just gotta admire her sheer bloody mindedness though aint cha:-4


I would blame it on pregnancy
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minks;538709 wrote: hah get hammy a bananny sammy


minks what colour is a bannana?:-3
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minks;538717 wrote: I would blame it on pregnancy


i'll keep an open mind about that:D
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in'ta banana a kinda cream color??? on the inside that is, outside the skin's a lovely yellow... and they taste soooo good with peanut butter too. :D
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Hamster;538725 wrote: You aint seen nothin yet! :D


nooooooooooo say it aint soo

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