Thread Titles You'd Never Open

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:00 pm

"how to fry a Fish":-2

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:02 pm

Wolverine;536462 wrote: you need help.

and that's saying something when it comes from me.

Thats my next course i've got lined up!!!

It's a S**T job but someone's got to do it

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:08 pm

i would offer to help, but...... i don't want to.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:09 pm

Tree Fungus Explained

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:07 pm

Dissecting Owl Puke

http://www.hawkin.com/rkmain.asp?PAGEID ... CODE=08385

Owl pellets (owl puke) are the mechanism that owls use to expel the undigestible parts of the animals that they eat, and most children dissect owl pellets at some time in their education. This box set contains a specially sterilised (but real) owl pellet, a dissecting tray and a 92 page full colour book crammed with information and fascinating facts as well as instructions on dissecting the pellet, identifying the animal bones that are found, reconstructing the skeleton and much more. If it all sound a bit gross, then you will understand why children enjoy it so much!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:13 pm

Hamster;536396 wrote: 100 ways to de-louse a child

I would have bought this!

My daughter used to sit next to a kid who was Nit Central.

He used to lay his head on her shoulder and pass on the lil buggers! :-5

When he finally got moved away from her she stopped getting them!

I heard today that one good method was to use hair straigteners on your kids hair - it cooks the nits and kills them!

(Sorry to be gross, but ya have to know these things when you're a mum!

And at least I didn't tell y'all about combing out the nits and popping them between your fingernails!) :wah:

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:20 pm

The Human Body: Why they have Gas.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:40 pm

RAPUNZEL! I'd open that one! We dissect owl pellets with children at the zoo all the time!

VERRRRRRY interesting!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:28 pm

Lulu2;536635 wrote: RAPUNZEL! I'd open that one! We dissect owl pellets with children at the zoo all the time!

VERRRRRRY interesting!

LOL! Yes that one appealed to me too Lulu! :wah:

Isn't it funny how some people won't touch stuff that other people find fascinating? My nephew loved this book - but his mum hated it! :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:33 pm

(Sometimes I do a zoo tour & talk a lot about POOP! It can be fascinating, too!)

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:27 am

The meaning of life .... explained by captain kurk.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:02 am

Lulu2;536667 wrote: (Sometimes I do a zoo tour & talk a lot about POOP! It can be fascinating, too!)

Funnily enough we were wondering a while ago what happens to all the poop a zoo produces. (Interesting conversations that my family have! Lol!)

It must come in interesting sizes, shapes, shades and gloopiness.

There must be an interesting and probably eye-opening selection of 'methods of collection' also! :wah:

Red · Post by **Red** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:25 am

pompom;536286 wrote: A Compendium of Combs

:wah:

Red · Post by **Red** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:27 am

pompom;536389 wrote: Sheep Ticks I Have Known

:wah: :wah: oh pom pom... how i chuckled

Red · Post by **Red** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:28 am

All you ever wanted to know about toe cheese but were afraid to ask

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:14 pm

101 Uses For Grandma's Old Douche Bag

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:45 pm

Peg;537744 wrote: 101 Uses For Grandma's Old Douche Bag

that is F#@*(&$ wrong, Peg!!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:52 pm

Wolverine;537782 wrote: that is F#@*(&$ wrong, Peg!!

Thank you! You sweet talker you.

:wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:58 pm

Peg;537796 wrote: Thank you! You sweet talker you.

:wah:

awww.... i'm just mad you came up with it before i did.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:38 pm

Recycle Your Crinolines

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:51 pm

I have to share that I am on page 5 of reading this for the first time, holding my stomach from laughing so HARD!!

Ya'll are crackin' me up!!:wah:

and I have more to read...

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:53 pm

"W'Wendy's Guide to Wet Knickers"

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:00 pm

(Pinks....I'm sorry, but I'm afraid THAT suggestion would appeal to thousands of teenaged boys!)

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:00 pm

What's a banaka????

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:01 pm

[QUOTE=Rapunzel;536771][CENTER]Funnily enough we were wondering a while ago what happens to all the poop a zoo produces. (Interesting conversations that my family have! Lol!)

It must come in interesting sizes, shapes, shades and gloopiness.

There must be an interesting and probably eye-opening selection of 'methods of collection' also! :wah: QUOTE]

UMMM, thanks...I was eating my dinner....:yh_sick

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:03 pm

Lulu2;537878 wrote: "W'Wendy's Guide to Wet Knickers"

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

"Roids are hurtin' anyone got advice??"

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:04 pm

Lulu2;537884 wrote: (Pinks....I'm sorry, but I'm afraid THAT suggestion would appeal to thousands of teenaged boys!)

I think wet knickers would too!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:05 pm

"Bubba, can burp his ABC's"...I'm so proud!!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:22 pm

(Since this is my thread, I can step aside for a minute & tell you that large urban zoos must deal with thousands of pounds of poop every day. Elephants produce hundreds of pounds each! Strict laws apply to the disposal of exotic animal poop. It can't be dumped into regular trash bins or drains, due to the risk of passing on infection or some exotic diseases. So, specialized companies take it and sanitize it. Some will use the final product as a novelty item, for sale as fertilizer or even a garden "gift" item!

Poop is interesting in that animals who normally live in areas with lots of available water generally produce LOTS of it, while desert animals' bodies take out all possible moisture, so they drop little pellets. It's theoretically possible to stave off thirst by squeezing water from elephant poop and drinking it. :-3

Koalas could never exist on a diet of (normally toxic) eucalyptus leaves if they didn't have a particular enzyme in their gut. They're born without that enzyme and can only obtain it by eating mom's feces as they are extruded. The enzymes multiply and then the baby can eat on its own.

AND...Chonsi can tell you all about rabbits and their "night" and "day" feces!

I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask you all to consider carefully how you dispose of poop from your household animals. Please don't flush cat feces and please don't dump dog/cat feces into drains, especially if they ultimately empty into water sources!

Thanks.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

)

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:24 pm

Amish Humor

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:08 pm

Donald Trump's Haircolor Secrets