Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:06 am

Hamster;527919 wrote: I think my internal central heating has finally kicked in Gal....I'm hot!:-3

Damn right your hot my dears! :sneaky: How are you feeling today, not too bad I hope?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:08 am

Hamster;527933 wrote: Well I have to say that don't I? Or else I'll look cheap and easy!

lets negotiate!

So thats where i've been going wrong over the years :-3

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:57 am

Hamster;528013 wrote: Why thank you! I feel tip top today and ready to go. Just in the process of setting goals for the year!

Off to see the midwife at 3.30pm with OM and they are gonna take bucket loads of blood!

How are you feeling?

I'm alright hammy, I have a rash on my face, its a bit sore in me stomach, and I feel like I was in a fight, but all things considered, pretty flipping good really! :-6 I lit a big fire in the kitchen to heat the house up as well, cause I've been having visitors checking in on me here, and having cups of tea, so its grand here! :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:15 am

mrsK;529353 wrote: Hi Jimbo,

Been away for a couple of days.

Did you miss this Aussie asking you questions.?

Bet you never even noticed I was gone ,Did you?:wah:
of course i noticed you were gone , it was too quite on here :wah: thanks for that post about suzy:-4 you are a special person mrs k ... we love you :-6

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:32 am

Dear jimbo, you alright mate?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:48 pm

Galbally;529787 wrote: Dear jimbo, you alright mate?

yeah buddy i'm fine , its takes a bit for me to get ticked off when i do i say my bit then its over , what can they do to me mate i'm too thick to get my feelings hurt and too stubborn to give up , my grandad used to say if you want peace be prepared to fight for it , we have called a truce i'll keep to it as long as they do , fly my prettys fly :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:16 pm

Hamster;530264 wrote: Hey Jimbo did you think I had forgotten about this thread? :-3

yeah like i can forget suzy's birthday .... right ...every time i post on yours you post on mine so in fact i'm torturing myself doh doh doh doh doh doh :-5

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:50 am

Hamster;530454 wrote: Jimbo do you mind talking about sex? Should I pester you here or just follow you around the forum?

Where are you going next?

i dont mind talking about sex at all :-2 :-2 middlesex,essex , sussex er is that the time gotta go

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:08 am

Pinky;531151 wrote: Jimbo, why is it that I feel really restless today?

you have a big day tommorrow and you know loads of people from here will be expecting you to be very funny , charming and if your not every one will go back home saying she is ok on f g but in real life .... how boring is she ... i'd hate to be under that preassure :wah: :wah: if i look like a babbleling moron people will just say yup good old jimbo as he posts is as he is :wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:59 pm

Hello Jimbo! Why is the sun hot?

If you leave something in the cold why does it freeze?

Did you miss me?

When I go back to work or school, will you miss me?

Did not want this thread to go to the bottom.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:06 pm

Tater Tazz;531665 wrote: Hello Jimbo! Why is the sun hot? nucular fision

If you leave something in the cold why does it freeze?it gets cold

Did you miss me?more than anything

When I go back to work or school, will you miss me?yup i'm a lousy shot

Did not want this thread to go to the bottom.:Dlovely thank you:rolleyes:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:20 am

Oh boy, was hard to find this thread, but I found it.

Why are fish slimy?

Can you explain the x and y theory?

Explain why the earth is round?

see you soon.

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:00 am

Why do they call them butterflies if there is no butter in them?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:11 am

Why can't some men handle rejection?

I have a stalker, I think...and I've been very nice to him, I don't know what to do?!?!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:15 am

WonderWendy3;532850 wrote: Why can't some men handle rejection?

I have a stalker, I think...and I've been very nice to him, I don't know what to do?!?!

I dont think me showing up on you doorstep necessarily constitutes stalking. Stalking is when you wake up and Im in your living room eating your cheetos !

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:21 am

Nomad;532853 wrote: I dont think me showing up on you doorstep necessarily constitutes stalking. Stalking is when you wake up and Im in your living room eating your cheetos !

My cheetos are GONE...:-5

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:24 am

WonderWendy3;532857 wrote: My cheetos are GONE...:-5

Theres a few left under the cushion.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:40 am

Nomad;532859 wrote: Theres a few left under the cushion.

:yh_dance thanks...now I have a snack for later...:-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:48 am

Tater Tazz;532777 wrote: Why do they call them butterflies if there is no butter in them?in the uk now they are called low fat marge spread flies:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:49 am

WonderWendy3;532850 wrote: Why can't some men handle rejection?

I have a stalker, I think...and I've been very nice to him, I don't know what to do?!?! i can honestly say i've never been rejected but then again i have never made a play for any one :-2

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:23 am

What's the meaning of life?

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:39 am

Jimbo, how come you have more questions than nomad???????

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:08 am

Tater Tazz;532987 wrote: Jimbo, how come you have more questions than nomad???????

something i'm wondering myself , i feel sorry for my good old buddy nomad not having the joy of joys answering 100 questions before you actually get to read any posts on f g , dont tell nomad but hammy says she hates nomads questions the most ,as she feels that he will only accept a very funny well thought answer from her ,but i repeat dont tell nomad :sneaky: :sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:11 am

Tater Tazz;532987 wrote: Jimbo, how come you have more questions than nomad???????what my life ,you call this a life how the hell would i know:wah: , some people say we are no more than a simple vessel carrying our genes through time for the next batch of humans but i think its much less important than that

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:41 pm

Hamster;533080 wrote: Jimbo are you glad I'm back?

yes hammy , it was nice to meet you guys , roger is very nice someone i think i would be good friends in real life , dont read the sorry wendy thread

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:00 pm

Jumbo, what is a good piece of advice you could give us that came from someone in your family?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:58 am

pretty much all the advice i give my sons and daughters came right from my wise grandad ,its like he is still alive today helping me steer my sons on the right path in life :-6

grandad jim 's(yup he was a jim)advice through the ages

1) and very old fashoined way of telling it but here it is, if you lay with dirty dogs sooner or later you will catch their fleas.... in other words if you mix with bad people you in the end will pick up bad habits and become bad yourself

2) if you mix with ass holes you will get covered in sh17 self explanatory really , if you have freinds that say nasty stuff about other people behind their backs dont be suprised if they are saying nasty stuff behind yours

i will keep these coming i dont neeed much of an excuse to talk about my wise grandad :-6

great question red i wont shut up now

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:15 am

Hamster;533509 wrote: Jimbo how much can you tell us about your grandad?? lol...

dock mock the grandad hammo:)

i have his sense of humour , like me he had great trouble reading and writing from the age of 14 he had to bring up his brothers and sisters ,his mum had died and his dad was a drunk ,he used to take my grandads horses and money off of him .he was a great man shame i was not wise enough to listen to him really ,

grandad jims advice through the ages cont..(you didnt think you'd get me off track that easy didja :wah: )

3) the people that dont like giving seem to do all the recieving and the people that do the giving dont want to recieve any thing

oh there are loads more dont worry :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:22 am

4) you might aswell eat the rabbit if you have the broth he was boiled in

i think it means if you benifit from the proceeds of a crime you might as well of committed the crime yourself

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:01 am

5) if you want peace you have to fight for it:guitarist yup defo true that one , i had this massive bully called andy he was six foot tall i was 5 foot and skinny as a starved stick insect ,well this andy used to just beat the crap outa me nearly every day in tears one day i told my grandad he just if you can hit him hard just once he will back off i promise you , whats the worst thing that can happen , your getting beaten up every day any way and your life is a total misery , what have you got to lose and if you do get beaten up at least your have the respect of the other kids that are to scared to do anything ,so together with tea towels wrapped round our hands he taught me best i could to stand my ground ,next day at school i was on the coach nearly throwing up i was so scared . i must of visited the loo 20 times before register time ,then he came in looking bigger and meaner than ever , whack he belted steven w round the head for no reason ,he went flying , now as usaul he was going to start on me but i said first leave him alone you bully ,i was shocked i'd said it but there was no going back now , he ran at me, i stood my ground just as he reached me i pushed the class room door open he ran right into it and landed on his ass , every one cheered he got up and i dived on him the teacher broke it up ,andy said your dead at play time , my heart sank .. playtime we had another scuffle , he was punching my face in his long arms i just could not get near him it was broken up i had lost , i walked off , andy came up again we had another fight i must of got 20 punches in the head all i got in on him was a kick in the shin , it was broken up ,dinner time in the play ground we had three more fights i lost every one and badly but i still stood up for myself , but i was getting better but every time i was doing any good one of his mates would kick me from behind , after school i was waiting for my bus up he came with all his mates i knew i was going to get a proper kick in my mates said jim run , but no the worm turned i ran at him and got him in a head lock his mates were kicking me but i did not care then the gym teacher pulled us apart and said right you two thats about ten fights you two have had we will sort this out in the gym on the mats , for me it was great , the teacher would not see me get a proper hiding and his mates were not there , but for andy he just wilted , fair play no mates , he tried to wriggle out of it but in front of his mates he could not, we got on the mats and he hit me he hit me and bang i punched him right in the eye ball fight over in seconds it swelled up twice the size, next day i rode my bike in i thought i'm not being bullied any more , he came into school i walked up to him ready i knew he could beat me the size difference was too big but i was not going to be bullied , he said i dont want any trouble please just leave me alone .. so i did but i told him if he ever picked on me again i would fight him to my last breath and do you know what he totaly left me alone from that day on , he never had the stomach for a fight he was a coward

as my grandad said if you want peace you have to fight for it :-6

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:16 am

Wendybird;533558 wrote: ^^^^ Is that the longest post we are ever going to see from you jimbo?

WOW!

Jimbo said now he's discovered punctuation their will be no stopping him!!!! :-5