Close Shave....

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:39 pm

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber checked the sharpness of his razor, then began to lather the cowboy's face. Meanwhile, the most beautiful and spectacular woman the cowboy had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his boots.

The cowboy said, "Young lady...you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:42 pm

DOUBLE OUCH!!

Love it

Patsy

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:21 am

Oops!:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:36 am

wonder how the shoe polish tasted, after he put his foot in mouth??