When in Heaven.....

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Marie5656
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When in Heaven.....

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, jsut stop by any of the many bars located throguhout the area."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when St. Peter walked off, "if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets, we could've been here ten years ago!"

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:wah: :wah:
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