In a dark and gloomy room, a fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer sitting across the table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"
The Fortune Teller
The Fortune Teller
My candle's burning at both ends, it will not last the night. But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely light!--Edna St. Vincent Millay
The Fortune Teller
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:wah: :wah: :wah:
The Fortune Teller
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Perfect..
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
The Fortune Teller
good one:wah: :wah: :wah:
The Fortune Teller
:wah: That was a good one.!!