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- Uncle Kram
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I've just opened a pack of Stilton cheese and it was all covered in a greeny/blue mould :-2
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Uncle Kram;526695 wrote: I've just opened a pack of Stilton cheese and it was all covered in a greeny/blue mould :-2
you could pretend it's blue cheese!
you could pretend it's blue cheese!

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Pinky;527145 wrote: I just had to buy a new pair of PJ's for the weekend, as I can't find my one and only pair!!:D
Hope you bought ones that are warm and cuddly......
Hope you bought ones that are warm and cuddly......

A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
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Uncle Kram;526695 wrote: I've just opened a pack of Stilton cheese and it was all covered in a greeny/blue mould :-2
It'll be fine....just scrape it off...it's only penicillin after all !!
It'll be fine....just scrape it off...it's only penicillin after all !!
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
I need to light a fire because the gas has run out and I've lost the card you need to top it up, flippin hell its cold! The fire is not going to heat the whole house either, these are the days you wish you had wireless broadband, maybe I will go visit a more organized friend or something, and scrounge off their free heat. 
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Pinky;527145 wrote: I just had to buy a new pair of PJ's for the weekend, as I can't find my one and only pair!!:D
Pinks, i'm sure you would of found something to keep you nice and warm...............like a hot water bottle :sneaky: :sneaky:
Pinks, i'm sure you would of found something to keep you nice and warm...............like a hot water bottle :sneaky: :sneaky:
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
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Pinky;527153 wrote: Nah, I went for the ones I thought looked nice, hehe!
I always mean to buy sensible stuff, but it never happens!:rolleyes:
Well I tells ya, I will be wearing an anorack in bed tonigh if it gets any colder, either that or sleep on the hearth. Brrrrrrrrrrr.
I always mean to buy sensible stuff, but it never happens!:rolleyes:
Well I tells ya, I will be wearing an anorack in bed tonigh if it gets any colder, either that or sleep on the hearth. Brrrrrrrrrrr.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Galbally;527152 wrote: I need to light a fire because the gas has run out and I've lost the card you need to top it up, flippin hell its cold! The fire is not going to heat the whole house either, these are the days you wish you had wireless broadband, maybe I will go visit a more organized friend or something, and scrounge off their free heat. 
Dr G, wrap yourself up in a duvet
Dr G, wrap yourself up in a duvet

I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
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Pinky;527156 wrote: That's what I'm doing tonight, hehe!
I've run out of coal and I can't be arsed to chop any wood!
Yes, I am the same, I love fires but its a right pain in the arse having to chop wood in the dark in a rainstorm, better off with a few jumpers I think, till I work out who to visit.
I've run out of coal and I can't be arsed to chop any wood!
Yes, I am the same, I love fires but its a right pain in the arse having to chop wood in the dark in a rainstorm, better off with a few jumpers I think, till I work out who to visit.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
SuzyB;527162 wrote: Dr G, wrap yourself up in a duvet 
Okay, but its hard to type inside a duvet, I will give it a go though, it might work.

Okay, but its hard to type inside a duvet, I will give it a go though, it might work.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Pinky;527167 wrote: You need a nice big feather duvet, an electric blanket and a warm wench!:wah:
Yes, this is defeintly a night when some female warmth would be great, oh I'll be alright, I will just out another blanket on the bed, I am only moaning really, its not that bad, I've had worse, though not for a while, why did I lose that feicking gas card, damn!
Yes, this is defeintly a night when some female warmth would be great, oh I'll be alright, I will just out another blanket on the bed, I am only moaning really, its not that bad, I've had worse, though not for a while, why did I lose that feicking gas card, damn!
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Heater cut off sometime during the night, woke to a freezing house this morning. Was afraid my fanny was gonna freeze to the toilet seat. 

"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Pinky;527177 wrote: Make one of those tent things like you did when you were a kid...the bonus now is that you can provide your own tent pole, heehee:D
Erm, well yes of course, of course, I do have a freakishly long "tent pole" (cough) lying around somewhere, but its a bit cold as well, know what I mean.
Erm, well yes of course, of course, I do have a freakishly long "tent pole" (cough) lying around somewhere, but its a bit cold as well, know what I mean.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Pinky;527172 wrote: We'll feed jimbo onions. We'll be fine.
That's so not funny!!!! Since being on this health kick we've had onions and garlic and not necessarily cooked! He ate a whole pan of onions the other night, made me heave! I've made sure i didn't buy any this week :-5 :-5

That's so not funny!!!! Since being on this health kick we've had onions and garlic and not necessarily cooked! He ate a whole pan of onions the other night, made me heave! I've made sure i didn't buy any this week :-5 :-5
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Pinky;527177 wrote: Make one of those tent things like you did when you were a kid...the bonus now is that you can provide your own tent pole, heehee:D
:eek:
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
:eek:
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Sheryl;527182 wrote: Heater cut off sometime during the night, woke to a freezing house this morning. Was afraid my fanny was gonna freeze to the toilet seat. 
Oh sheryl you said fanny. :yh_rotfl

Oh sheryl you said fanny. :yh_rotfl
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
ok clue the dumb Texan in, what's fanny mean over there???? :-3
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Okay I am getting a duvet now, its getting beyond a joke.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Sheryl;527195 wrote: ok clue the dumb Texan in, what's fanny mean over there???? :-3
A womans bit's, whats it mean over there?
A womans bit's, whats it mean over there?
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Galbally;527190 wrote: Oh sheryl you said fanny. :yh_rotfl
Fanny doesn't mean the same 'over there' Gally.....
Give you a clue.....we say BUM BAG and they say FANNY BAG
Mind you...in Ireland you probably say something quite different.....
Fanny doesn't mean the same 'over there' Gally.....

Give you a clue.....we say BUM BAG and they say FANNY BAG

Mind you...in Ireland you probably say something quite different.....
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Bez;527203 wrote: Fanny doesn't mean the same 'over there' Gally....
Give you a clue.....we say BUM BAG and they say FANNY BAG
Mind you...in Ireland you probably say something quite different.....
I know, but it still never fails to crack me up. I remember once this american girlI knew fell over and I asked her, "are you alright?", and she said, I'm okay but I think I cracked my fanny, oh my, what can you say to that? :wah:
Yes we do have other names for that particular part of the woman here, but I am far too civilized to repeat them.
Give you a clue.....we say BUM BAG and they say FANNY BAG
Mind you...in Ireland you probably say something quite different.....
I know, but it still never fails to crack me up. I remember once this american girlI knew fell over and I asked her, "are you alright?", and she said, I'm okay but I think I cracked my fanny, oh my, what can you say to that? :wah:
Yes we do have other names for that particular part of the woman here, but I am far too civilized to repeat them.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Pinky;527202 wrote: It means your arse over there!:wah:
All a bit arse about face eh?
I really didn't know that :-5
So instead of bum deal they say fanny deal?? Sounds dodgy
All a bit arse about face eh?
I really didn't know that :-5
So instead of bum deal they say fanny deal?? Sounds dodgy
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
yea well I wouldn't want my fanny to freeze to the seat either....
thanks for cluing me in.

thanks for cluing me in.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
- WonderWendy3
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I just got an edgu-maction (education)....I would've called it my hiney...does that have a different meaning over there??
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Pinky;527217 wrote: Aw, I want to know now! I'm far to nosy for my own good.
No, they are too vulgar, it wouldn't be nice.

No, they are too vulgar, it wouldn't be nice.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
WonderWendy3;527224 wrote: I just got an edgu-maction (education)....I would've called it my hiney...does that have a different meaning over there??
Hiney doen't mean anything over here, erm, which "bit" is your hiney, if thats not too personal? God this is getting a bit confusing.

Hiney doen't mean anything over here, erm, which "bit" is your hiney, if thats not too personal? God this is getting a bit confusing.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
WonderWendy3;527224 wrote: I just got an edgu-maction (education)....I would've called it my hiney...does that have a different meaning over there??
Yeah i've heard of Hiney as in the behind
Yeah i've heard of Hiney as in the behind

I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
SuzyB;527212 wrote: I really didn't know that :-5
So instead of bum deal they say fanny deal?? Sounds dodgy
:yh_rotfl ..
So instead of bum deal they say fanny deal?? Sounds dodgy
:yh_rotfl ..
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
Pinky;527229 wrote: I once said that meaning bum when I was going to post my tatoo, and everyone got really worried that I was some sort of porno-poster! Oops!:o
Okay, so it doesn't mean bum then, OK, got it now.
Okay, so it doesn't mean bum then, OK, got it now.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
- WonderWendy3
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- Joined: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:44 am
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Galbally;527228 wrote: Hiney doen't mean anything over here, erm, which "bit" is your hiney, if thats not too personal? God this is getting a bit confusing.

Hiney is also a bum(which I never heard until I came to the garden btw), or a fanny (in America) Ass-Arse-will I get in trouble for spelling it as we call it??
Hind End, Touche, Glutous Maximux...ha ha !
Junk in my trunk--(slang for big butt!)
Hiney is also a bum(which I never heard until I came to the garden btw), or a fanny (in America) Ass-Arse-will I get in trouble for spelling it as we call it??
Hind End, Touche, Glutous Maximux...ha ha !
Junk in my trunk--(slang for big butt!)
Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!
WonderWendy3;527240 wrote: Hiney is also a bum(which I never heard until I came to the garden btw), or a fanny (in America) Ass-Arse-will I get in trouble for spelling it as we call it??
Hind End, Touche, Glutous Maximux...ha ha !
Junk in my trunk--(slang for big butt!)
Okay, so now we know what you call the bum, what about the front of the house? If thats not too vulgar?
Hind End, Touche, Glutous Maximux...ha ha !
Junk in my trunk--(slang for big butt!)
Okay, so now we know what you call the bum, what about the front of the house? If thats not too vulgar?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.