Teatime can be nasty- X Rated don't open if easily offended

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:56 pm

Teatime can sometimes be pleasant, but also sometimes can go wrong!

:rolleyes:

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SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:58 pm

Sorry guys but i found that hilarious :wah: :wah: :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:01 pm

That's some HOT lovin!! OUCH!!

I've heard of the hot oil treatment, that's taken it to the extremes!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:01 pm

:wah: :wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:02 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl That's what happens when you try and do 3 things at once. Priorities first, damn the pancakes..

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:06 pm

CARLA;525912 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl That's what happens when you try and do 3 things at once. Priorities first, damn the pancakes..

You got that right CARLA! :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:01 pm

Although I'd read it before, it didn't stop me laughing my head off a second time :wah:

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:46 pm

Note to Self:

Cook with your pants on.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:49 pm

Pinky;526120 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Note to self - say thankyou for the pancakes after, not during!

Bugger the pancakes!! :rolleyes: :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:59 pm

Pinky;526127 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Well, yeah, that would be my honest answer, but as you said it I'm going to agree!

:wah: :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:11 pm

Pinky;526139 wrote: At least you wouldn't have to worry what the filling was going to be:sneaky:

And it would be wheat free!! :wah: :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:22 pm

Pinky;526148 wrote: LMAO!!!! Plenty of protein instead

:wah: :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:33 pm

And what is the primary rule of safe sex?

DO NOT BE NAKED WHEN SOMEONE IS COOKING!

Sheesh! (Buy 'em books...send 'em to school...do they pay attention? NOOOOOO) :rolleyes:

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:54 am

cars;525905 wrote: Teatime can sometimes be pleasant, but also sometimes can go wrong! D rolleyes:

"The second such incident reported in Romania in two years" - !

http://www.newsoftheodd.com/april2002.html

There are a few other interesting items at that URL....

"Man Farts, Sets Genitals On Fire

A Danish man was having surgery to remove a mole from his backside when he broke wind. The gaseous emission was ignited by a spark from the electric knife the surgeon was using, and the man's genitals, which had been soaked in surgical alcohol, caught fire. He is suing the hospital for pain and suffering, and for the time he has had to take off work while he recuperates. "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife," he says. The operation was halted immediately after the incident, which the surgeon claims no one could have forseen.

(Ananova, April 14, 2002)"

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:59 am

I think there is a lesson for us all in these stories, and as soon as I find out what it is, I will let you all know.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:28 am

Galbally;526545 wrote: I think there is a lesson for us all in these stories, and as soon as I find out what it is, I will let you all know.

Maybe our mothers were right to warn us about men and what they keep in their trousers, they are obviously dangerous

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:49 am

Hamster;526534 wrote: Oh my word..now I have heard everything! :wah:

I don't think I actually believe the one about the Danish man... "[his] genitals, which had been soaked in surgical alcohol".... if that had happened, he'd be

climbing the walls, not waiting for someone to nip a mole off his bum. I

imagine this (application of alcohol) would somewhat pain the ladies, too.

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:09 pm

Hamster;527099 wrote: Ooh Bill!!! Nuff said!! :yh_ooooo

Not - eau de cologne - ? Yikes, I agree, muff said.

Ooops, "n" and "m" too close together.

Oh, no! No jokes, puh-lease!