Ask Imladris all those questions you were afraid to ask me and Jimbo!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:01 am

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Why me???

Right then, our planet is going to end when the Vogon Constructor Fleet destroy it to make way for the new galactic express way.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:02 am

Hamster;526725 wrote: Immy.........What really is the meaning to life? (Not 42!)

Food

Sex

Sex and food

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:02 am

Immy, why is it when your in water too long your fingers and toes go all wrinkly??

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:02 am

Hamster;526734 wrote: Immy...does size really matter? :-3 :wah:

Yes:sneaky:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:03 am

Immy, why does cold water make all mens bits shrink???

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:03 am

SuzyB;526738 wrote: Immy, why is it when your in water too long your fingers and toes go all wrinkly??

It's because you start to disolve the excess fat in your body thus making your skin to big. Sadly this is only a temporary thing or you would find my in the bath all day.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:04 am

Hamster;526740 wrote: Immy is that the order you recommend?

The choice is yours but that's generally the way that I prefer it;)

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:05 am

SuzyB;526741 wrote: Immy, why does cold water make all mens bits shrink???

It's just God's way of reminding them that they aren't His gift to womanhood after all (more like God's gift voucher)

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:06 am

Hamster;526744 wrote: Immy.....Would you ever consider taking the life of a hamster? :-3

Ask me later............

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:13 am

Immy, do you think i'm a saint?????

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:14 am

Hamster;526753 wrote: Does that mean it is sometimes non-redeemable? :wah:

It means that it's valid in more than one shop, you can window shop and look out for the best deal:sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:15 am

SuzyB;526756 wrote: Immy, do you think i'm a saint?????

For living with Jimbo? Absolutely either that or barking mad!!:sneaky:

Do you want to be a saint though? Just look what happens to them, usually a life of hardship followed by a nasty death!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:16 am

Immy is Ronalds' package big?? I can't see all of his happy meal!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:16 am

Immy...why do fools fall in love?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:16 am

Imladris;526762 wrote: For living with Jimbo? Absolutely either that or barking mad!!:sneaky:

Do you want to be a saint though? Just look what happens to them, usually a life of hardship followed by a nasty death!

That confirms it, i'm a saint:D

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:17 am

Hey Immy...Don't you just LOVE Hammy???

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:17 am

WonderWendy3;526763 wrote: Immy is Ronalds' package big?? I can't see all of his happy meal!!

I've just the the regular size. You could supersize him if you have a bigger appetite!

Love the avatar by the way:wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:19 am

WonderWendy3;526765 wrote: Immy...why do fools fall in love?

Because their hats fall over their eyes and they can't see where they are going

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:20 am

WonderWendy3;526767 wrote: Hey Immy...Don't you just LOVE Hammy???

I used to:sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:20 am

Hamster;526773 wrote: Immy what would you be doing right now if I hadn't started this thread?

probably housework and getting something organised for tea. So when my house is infested with rats and my family is starving I hope you will feel guilty

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:21 am

Hamster;526779 wrote: Immy would you say it better to go for length or girth?

I'd say it's best to wait until you can find both!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:21 am

Immy, how much do you love Lord of the Rings?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:23 am

WonderWendy3;526784 wrote: Immy, how much do you love Lord of the Rings?

Lots and lots. I used to tell hubby I'd only leave him for Brad Pitt now he knows that when the wonderful Viggo Mortensen comes knocking I'm not even packing!!

My ambition is to go to New Zealand (Middle Earth) stand on a hill and say 'Tell me what you see with your elf eyes' Preferably before I'm carted off to the nut house:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:23 am

Immy, when is your birthday?? See that you are a Leo...I am too...just curious...and this IS the ask Immy thread...

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:24 am

Imladris;526783 wrote: I'd say it's best to wait until you can find both!!

So your to blame for all them singletons :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:25 am

Hamster;526785 wrote: Why should I feel guilty? You tormented me enough :sneaky:

Besides think how much MORE benefit you'll get from this weekend away if your house really is that bad! :wah:

Ok - you're almost forgiven

Hamster;526788 wrote: Immy I have been told to rest today-should I go in the bath now or later?

The best time to have a bath is when you won't get interrupted by kids needing a wee, right now, mum I'm bursting!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:26 am

WonderWendy3;526791 wrote: Immy, when is your birthday?? See that you are a Leo...I am too...just curious...and this IS the ask Immy thread...

23rd July. I'm 40 this and hubby is 50 so we are having a joint party in May!

Woo hoo! Sadly won't be able to get too tiddly 'cos it makes me ill:(

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:26 am

SuzyB;526792 wrote: So your to blame for all them singletons :wah:

No, I'd say that it's the men to blame - they promise lots but fail to deliver:sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:27 am

Dear Imladris, are you single, and are you around on saturday night?

Oh, and whats the deepest ocean in the world?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:28 am

Hamster;526793 wrote: Immy do you think we could get you to do that in Birmingham and not have you arrested?

I'm willing to try, fortunately I don't embarrass easily. One time I really got embarrassed was when shopping with my friend and she decided to get down on one knee in the middle of Plymouth and propose to me at the top of her voice!!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:30 am

Dear Imladris, whats your take on the Devon beach DIY salvage operation. I already asked Jimbo, but I'd like another perspective on this one?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:31 am

Galbally;526802 wrote: Dear Imladris, are you single, and are you around on saturday night?

Oh, and whats the deepest ocean in the world?

No, I'm an old married fart - and I shall be in Birmingham with Hammy and Pinks on Saturday. Surely with the delectable Pinks to flirt with the rest of us fall short:wah:

The deepest ocean - that'd be the ocean reflected in your eyes;)

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:31 am

Hamster;526809 wrote: Lol..Immy have you ever done a "When Harry met Sally" scene in a restaurant?

Not in a restaurant but ....................