ask Hammy anything ..anything at all

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:23 am

Wendybird;525567 wrote: Yeah! There is always that one important bit missing!

Well, that stands for all men doesn't it??

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:34 am

Hammy, I'm looking for some Independant Financial advice. I have some money available to invest. Not sure who the movers and shakes are in the market at the moment, but would you recommend shares in Duracell or Braun? :-3

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:38 am

Hamster;525602 wrote: Both Krammy.....split 50/50 and go for it...........

sshhh....it's a once in a lifetime deal...unless you go for rechargeable!

Personally I think Ever Ready is the way to go!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:42 am

Betty Boop;525608 wrote: Personally I think Ever Ready is the way to go!

Yeah, those Never Ready can be quite frustrating I would imagine :yh_angel

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:44 am

Pinky;525535 wrote: I tried the old camera in the mirror trick first, but it didn't work too well!:D

I like it, kinda wuthering heightsy, and all 18th century romantic, can we have a clear one as well though please?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:45 am

Hamster;525614 wrote: Have you conducted a stress test Betty? Or an endurance test here? I suspect your opinion is dubious at best! Evidence please..any appliances that you can vouch for?
We're all waiting Betty

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:47 am

Uncle Kram;525623 wrote: We're all waiting Betty

:p :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:49 am

Hamster;525624 wrote: She may be a while Gal....she got batteries

Oh right, I see, so three hours later then. :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:54 am

Hamster;525614 wrote: Have you conducted a stress test Betty? Or an endurance test here? I suspect your opinion is dubious at best! Evidence please..any appliances that you can vouch for?

Endurance test :wah:

Do you know there is nothing worse than geting halfway through giving your teeth a good scrub with the Braun to have the batteries start failing. I religously use the Braun twice a day for an average of five minutes or so. In my independant studies I have concluded that at the end of the day any battery will do.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:56 am

You do realize that as soon as they invent anatomically correct male androids with batteries that last longer than 20 minutes, all the men will be killed don't you?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:57 am

Betty Boop;525644 wrote: Endurance test :wah:

Do you know there is nothing worse than geting halfway through giving your teeth a good scrub with the Braun to have the batteries start failing. I religously use the Braun twice a day for an average of five minutes or so. In my independant studies I have concluded that at the end of the day any battery will do.

Screaming "Oh God!" doesn't mean you use the Braun religiously Boops

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:59 am

Galbally;525652 wrote: You do realize that as soon as they invent anatomically correct male androids with batteries that last longer than 20 minutes, all the men will be killed don't you?

Longer than 20 mins, WOW, when's this happening Gal ?

Don't worry we'll still need someone to squeeze the last bit out of the toothpaste tube, and to go out and buy batteries of course, we'll be far too busy!! :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:03 am

Betty Boop;525662 wrote: Longer than 20 mins, WOW, when's this happening Gal ?

Don't worry we'll still need someone to squeeze the last bit out of the toothpaste tube, and to go out and buy batteries of course, we'll be far too busy!! :wah:

Well, its not happening while I have my strength anyway. I am against all forms of artificial super-lovers, for obvious reasons.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:06 am

Hamster;525658 wrote: 20 minutes Gal?? That long?!?

It was just a nice round number, we know whatever we do, its never enough. Hence the androids.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:18 am

Hamster;525697 wrote: Can androids put shelves up Gal? You know just before I make a decision

Not if you take their batteries out.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:18 am

Hamster;525699 wrote: What reasons Gal? Please explain!

Because the rest of us would never get any again, thats why.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:24 am

Pinky;525722 wrote: This one's clearish.

Lovely. Good hair day alright, very nice.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:25 am

Pinky;525723 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Nothing like the real thing!:sneaky:

So they tell me. :rolleyes:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:27 am

Dear hammy, I have to go to some kinda opening party for something, the minister for foreign affairs and a girl who does the travel programs is gonna be there, do you think it would be okay to wear my boots and muddy jeans, or should I dress down for once? I have till about 7.00 pm to decide?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:32 am

Pinky;525733 wrote: Bighead!!!:wah:

Do they say that as well?

No, I meant the people who are actually having sex tell me. I dunno if I believe them, but they are always smiling, so they must be onto something.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:56 am

Hamster;525739 wrote: Definately boots and muddy jeans...what top?

I was gonna go blue. What you think? I should probably wash myself as well, its only fair, he is a minister.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:57 am

Pinky;525742 wrote: :wah: :wah:

I think I might vaguely remember why they grin a lot

Muddy boots should be ok...no socks and sandals under any circumstances!

No, I don't do the sandals look.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:11 am

what did you have for tea ?

what are the colours of the rainbow in reverse order ?

what is Pluto now its not a planet?

whats a baby pigeon called have you ever seen one ?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:14 am

do you think we will ever live in cities under the sea ?

global warming wont matter then :-3

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:47 pm

Where is the windiest place on Earth please ?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:51 pm

Nomad;526050 wrote: Where is the windiest place on Earth please ?

Sorry Hammy, must answer this, In my living room, Jim boiled a pan full of onions and ate the whole lot!!!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:54 pm

SuzyB;526055 wrote: Sorry Hammy, must answer this, In my living room, Jim boiled a pan full of onions and ate the whole lot!!!!!!

buzzer

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:05 pm

i want more hammy ... not more things i want to be more , i want to improve i saw a mid 20's woman yesterday with two mentaly handicapped adults late 30's early 40's she was just so kind and patient such a good wonderfull human being , i was humbeled i want to improve i want to be like that . i have so much on my plate but i'd really like to think in time i could be like that .. is there any hope for jimbo

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:09 am

morning hammy are we there yet ,:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:22 am

hammy you are excused from answering your questions today but i expect them answered when your feeling better now go put your feet up and relax woman :-4 :-4 :-6 :-6