Galbally;524985 wrote: Oh that will be my first task, a woman for every crofter, and a boat for every loch.
One??
Are you Gordon Brown in disguise?
Scottish illegal immigrants!
Scottish illegal immigrants!
An ye harm none, do what ye will....
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Chookie;524989 wrote: One??
Are you Gordon Brown in disguise?
Well, jeez them wee cottages are small, I mean how many women can you fit in em? (don't answer that I don't want to know). Okay, 2 women per crofter, 5 boats per loch, and I will make the Ferry to Arran free gratis. Oh and I am not Gordon, he is still in India talking about Jade I think.
Are you Gordon Brown in disguise?
Well, jeez them wee cottages are small, I mean how many women can you fit in em? (don't answer that I don't want to know). Okay, 2 women per crofter, 5 boats per loch, and I will make the Ferry to Arran free gratis. Oh and I am not Gordon, he is still in India talking about Jade I think.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Pinky;524976 wrote: Ah, we're talking whisky are we?
Sorry, I was still on wine!
This is Scotland dammit - them is the wines of the country.
Sorry, I was still on wine!
This is Scotland dammit - them is the wines of the country.
An ye harm none, do what ye will....
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Lord no, Lulu, that was one of those very rare patches of uninhibited relaxation. It did me the world of good.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Chookie;524989 wrote: One??
Are you Gordon Brown in disguise?
PS Chookie. Are you Alex Salmond by any chance? Tony wants to know.
Spot, I must get my own crown you are way ahead of me on that one.
Are you Gordon Brown in disguise?
PS Chookie. Are you Alex Salmond by any chance? Tony wants to know.
Spot, I must get my own crown you are way ahead of me on that one.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Scottish illegal immigrants!
Galbally;524997 wrote: I am not Gordon, he is still in India talking about Jade I think.Jade?? I assumed he was out there trying to get a signature for another export contract on our mothballed Hawker Hunter fleet or whatever we're selling them this year. We're reduced to selling jade now? Or has he discovered a strategic use for it and he's trying to corner the jade market?
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
Scottish illegal immigrants!
spot;525327 wrote: Jade?? I assumed he was out there trying to get a signature for another export contract on our mothballed Hawker Hunter fleet or whatever we're selling them this year. We're reduced to selling jade now? Or has he discovered a strategic use for it and he's trying to corner the jade market?
Yes, apparently Jade has gone out of fashion in Europe so there is a glut of it on the English market so he is probably trying to sell as much as possible of it to the Indians, who may prefer that sort of matieral, apparently, they are not very interested though. Perhaps he should stick to the arms deals.
Yes, apparently Jade has gone out of fashion in Europe so there is a glut of it on the English market so he is probably trying to sell as much as possible of it to the Indians, who may prefer that sort of matieral, apparently, they are not very interested though. Perhaps he should stick to the arms deals.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Scottish illegal immigrants!
Galbally;525323 wrote: PS Chookie. Are you Alex Salmond by any chance? Tony wants to know.
Me???????? Wee Eck?? No way, nohow, no chance. Tony can go and......well, you can use your own imagination.
Me???????? Wee Eck?? No way, nohow, no chance. Tony can go and......well, you can use your own imagination.
An ye harm none, do what ye will....