So here's a goodie!!
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow." He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"
Long overdue for a blonde joke!!
Long overdue for a blonde joke!!
valerie;520354 wrote: So here's a goodie!!
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow." He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"
:yh_rotfl I'm so glad I'm not a natural blonde (mine costs a fortune!!)
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow." He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"
:yh_rotfl I'm so glad I'm not a natural blonde (mine costs a fortune!!)
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Long overdue for a blonde joke!!
Posted this in another thread first, didn't see this one, so here it is again:
Bob and his wife live in Wisconsin.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through".
Bob's wife always obays the rules, goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get thro ugh."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..........."
Just then the electric power goes out. Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?":p
:rolleyes:
Bob and his wife live in Wisconsin.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through".
Bob's wife always obays the rules, goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get thro ugh."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..........."
Just then the electric power goes out. Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?":p
:rolleyes: Cars 
Long overdue for a blonde joke!!
AussiePam;520503 wrote: You rang???
You guys don't have snow down under do you?
You guys don't have snow down under do you?
Cars
Long overdue for a blonde joke!!
valerie;520354 wrote: So here's a goodie!!
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow." He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"
That's Classic! :yh_rotfl
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow." He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"
That's Classic! :yh_rotfl
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
Long overdue for a blonde joke!!
I'm a natural blonde too, so, like Magenta, I didn't understand those two jokes.. ????
That's the thinking smiley..
and I've now thunk er thought a thought, so my single neuron is now so strained that I'm going to have to lie down for a bit.
Do we have snow in Australia, Cars?? Yes!! Some good skiing too, June to September in some areas. Then of course parts of Tasmania, Victoria and New South Wales had an unseasonal white Christmas this year. Weird that.
That's the thinking smiley..
and I've now thunk er thought a thought, so my single neuron is now so strained that I'm going to have to lie down for a bit.
Do we have snow in Australia, Cars?? Yes!! Some good skiing too, June to September in some areas. Then of course parts of Tasmania, Victoria and New South Wales had an unseasonal white Christmas this year. Weird that.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Long overdue for a blonde joke!!
but how would you get the car out of the garage then????:-3
Long overdue for a blonde joke!!
AussiePam;520746 wrote: I'm a natural blonde too, so, like Magenta, I didn't understand those two jokes.. ????
That's the thinking smiley..
and I've now thunk er thought a thought, so my single neuron is now so strained that I'm going to have to lie down for a bit.
Do we have snow in Australia, Cars?? Yes!! Some good skiing too, June to September in some areas. Then of course parts of Tasmania, Victoria and New South Wales had an unseasonal white Christmas this year. Weird that.
Silly me, I do now remember you mentioning going skiing in other posts!
That's the thinking smiley..
and I've now thunk er thought a thought, so my single neuron is now so strained that I'm going to have to lie down for a bit.
Do we have snow in Australia, Cars?? Yes!! Some good skiing too, June to September in some areas. Then of course parts of Tasmania, Victoria and New South Wales had an unseasonal white Christmas this year. Weird that.
Silly me, I do now remember you mentioning going skiing in other posts!
Cars