Top 17 Country Songs

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:07 pm

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One Country Song ---

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:21 pm

fantastic :wah: :wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:25 pm

so your husband's singing career is working out then??

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:45 pm

I love each and every one of 'em!!

:D

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:51 pm

They forgot She got the coal mine I got the Shaft!

(Jerry Reed)

:-6

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:17 pm

jesse b;520555 wrote: :wah:

ooh bitchy

??:-2

did you just call me a "B"??

thankyou very much, but i'm a Dick.:wah: :wah:

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:37 pm

"Men...ya can't shoot 'em, and they just don't fit in the microwave."

~~BabyRider

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:00 pm

in a divorce, she gets 50% of yer stuff and keeps 100% of the cooter.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:03 pm

Did I shave my legs for this?

Deana Carter

:guitarist

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:40 pm

Wolverine;520537 wrote: so your husband's singing career is working out then??

keep it up boy and I'm gonna open a can of corn!

:p

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:44 am

Sheryl;520683 wrote: keep it up boy and I'm gonna open a can of corn!

:p

corn?? what you gonna fart on me? nasty (b)itch.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:52 am

hmm no that would be your department.:rolleyes:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:05 pm

Sheryl;521182 wrote: hmm no that would be your department.:rolleyes:

you want me..... to fart on you? gross.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:47 pm

The video to #16 is hillarious!!

I still love "you don't have to call me darlin" by David Allen Coe...

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:47 pm

valerie;520651 wrote: Did I shave my legs for this?

Deana Carter

:guitarist

One of my favorites!! SO TRUE!!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:55 pm

:wah: What more can you say.. :guitarist

[QUOTE]14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me[/QUOTE]

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:03 pm

Not sure who sings it but there is a song "you don't call me unless you're drunk"...takes me back to my marriage...:wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:55 pm

"take your tongue out of my mouth, I'm leaving you behind."

- Jeff Daniels (the actor)

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:58 pm

Wolverine;521273 wrote: "take your rongue out of my mouth, I'm leaving you behind."

- Jeff Daniels (the actor)

that is a good one!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:00 pm

who sang the song bout turning the house into a bar, I heard it just the other day on the radio and can't remember who sings it now.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:57 pm

Sheryl;521278 wrote: who sang the song bout turning the house into a bar, I heard it just the other day on the radio and can't remember who sings it now.

I'm trying to think...it hurts:-5

Is it the guy that sang "black sheep of the family"?

If I could handle it, I could call the ex and ask him...easier to google or ask everyone else I know!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:59 pm

John Anderson...not sure if that's who it is, who sung Black sheep of the family though:D

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:12 pm

I Spent My Last Ten Dollars On Birth Control and Beer

by 2 Nice Girls

:D