Makes you glad its not you

[smithy87]

Just thought I'd share this email I've received with you

An Australian radio station ran a competition to find out listeners most embarrassing moments

Runner up:

A lady picked up several items at a store. At the checkout, one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system and boomed across the store " Price check for Tampax Supersize". But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks' so over the public address system in a business like tone replied "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you belt with a hammer?"

Oh the shame.....



Winner

"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler started to release some pent up energy and run amuck. I finally grabbed hold of her after receiving looks of disgust. I told her if she didn't start behaving herself she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a loud threatening voice " If you don't let me go right now, I'll tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's willy last night!"

After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening.

I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, daughter in tow. As the door closed behind me I heard screams of laughter"

:wah: :wah:

[busybee]

My daughter has shared a few moments publicly, thankfully nothing like that. Aren't kids wonderful creatures - they just tell it as they see it!

Busybee :-6

[Jives]

I made the serious mistake of eating some chili once before school. About 5th period I got up to start my lesson, the room got quiet, all eyes turned to me.....

and I let out a room-shattering FART!

needless to say, the lesson was over for that period.