Tlw - Page 65

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:04 pm

AussiePam;517975 wrote: I don't know how you think I could ever do such a dastardly thing, Chris?!!!

(pam lowers her eyes and a maidenly blush of injured innocence colours her pale, wan, purple-people-eater scared cheeks)

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sob..

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:sneaky: tlw

Tears won't get you tlw, Pammie :sneaky:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:56 pm

(Lulu shows up with six tall, hansome policemen. Interestingly, they are all wearing THONGS and nothing else. One smiles and picks up his bull horn. He looks directly into Theia's eyes and croons...."Ms. THEIA...STEP AWAY FROM tlw!"

She, being law-abiding, naturally obeys.

Lulu, being crafty, slips away with tlw while that HANDSOME YOUNG OFFICER pats Theia down......)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:58 pm

OMG.. pam faints....

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:59 pm

(Lulu, who loves A'P dearly, sends one of those policemen over to give CPR to her unconscious friend.)

(Thank me later, Dear.)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:01 pm

Alas I am undone !!!!!!!!!1

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:02 pm

(The policeman did that to help you breathe better.)

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:02 pm

Lulu2;518071 wrote: (Lulu, who loves A'P dearly, sends one of those policemen over to give CPR to her unconscious friend.)

(Thank me later, Dear.)

Theia, late to bed tonight, is close to fainting too...wow!

But she's still going to snatch tlw

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:04 pm

No, she's not! tlw has been hidden in Lulu's bosom.

I DON'T THINK SO!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:16 pm

Where's a cop when ya need one... Lulu's now been undone too!!! Who is that masked undoer???

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:52 pm

Magenta flame;518114 wrote: frisking you when I last looked. where is his gun if his naked?

Many guys have a "six" shooter especially when nekked!:sneaky: :wah: :p

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:06 pm

Does the nekkid shooter have TLW? NO! Says Rain.... I DO!! :sneaky:

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:04 am

Oh, I don't think so!

mine - tlw

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:31 am

Stone the Crows!!! There's nekkid cops with six shooters everywhere!!!!! This place is way too dangerous for you tlw

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:36 am

AussiePam;519083 wrote: Stone the Crows!!! There's nekkid cops with six shooters everywhere!!!!! This place is way too dangerous for you tlw

Aren't they lovely, though, Pammie? You're welcome to tlw, I'm distracted

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:05 pm

Rain comes in sideways and whisks away tlw.

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:30 pm

Rain, Rain everywhere, & not a drop to drink. So we'll settle for TLW! :sneaky: :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:31 pm

Nekkid men in uniforms... SWOOOOON !!!!!!!!!!!!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:33 pm

AussiePam;519673 wrote: Nekkid men in uniforms... SWOOOOON !!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to burst any bubbles here, but every nekked man I have met has been OUT of uniform. And that is TLW

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:35 pm

Marie5656;519676 wrote: I hate to burst any bubbles here, but every nekked man I have met has been OUT of uniform. And that is TLW

I don't care what you say, Marie, nekkid men are not all uniform and that is tlw

:D

Some are much more uniform than others

okay, now that's tlw

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:43 pm

AussiePam;519678 wrote: I don't care what you say, Marie, nekkid men are not all uniform and that is tlw

Some are much more uniform than others

okay, now that's tlw

Didn't your mother ever teach you to not judge a book by it's cover? Or lack thereof??

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:03 pm

My mother taught me, with a French accent, that a kiss on the hand may be quite continental but diamonds are a girl's best friend. She also taught me that it was my right, and also my duty as a goddess, on all possible occasions, in addition to the diamonds, to have the most ultimate, most final, lastest word.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:12 pm

Until along came Red.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:17 pm

Red is okay. Gold is much better. And diamonds are the cream on the cake. Come away with me and I'll see you get a big bite, tlw.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:23 pm

AussiePam;519763 wrote: Red is okay. Gold is much better. And diamonds are the cream on the cake. Come away with me and I'll see you get a big bite, tlw.

I postitively love swiping tlw from aussie everynight!!!!!!!:D

RhondaLu · Post by **RhondaLu** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:29 pm

guppy;519765 wrote: I postitively love swiping tlw from aussie everynight!!!!!!!:D

Hey Guppy, what is 'tlw'?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:49 pm

Mine again!!! tlw

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:02 am

Rhonda Lu, it is "the last word." Which is now mine.

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:38 am

RedGlitter;519797 wrote: Rhonda Lu, it is "the last word." Which is now mine.

or was, RG

tlw

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:06 am

Sneaky :sneaky:

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:20 am

abbey;519810 wrote: Sneaky :sneaky:

Huh! I'm still around and still vigilant, Abbs. I may only have a very short time to get ready to go off for my computer class but that doesn't stop me. It may well be 8.18 and I may well be late, and I may well be panicking and wondering how I shall get ready in time but that isn't stopping me...I live on the edge, I'm a risk taker...huh!

tlw

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:32 am

Computer class, Theia, Sweetie??? What ya doing? G'day Abbey, too. While you're away I'll mind tlw.

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:47 am

AussiePam;519818 wrote: Computer class, Theia, Sweetie??? What ya doing? G'day Abbey, too. While you're away I'll mind tlw.

All admin jobs seem to require the ECDL qualification, Pammie, so I'm going for it...not at any great speed, but slowly!!

It'll qualify me to take tlw even faster, and more sneakily

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:33 am

011101000110110001110111

:sneaky:

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:18 am

AussiePam;519853 wrote: 011101000110110001110111

:sneaky:

I'll set my clip art on you and my spreadsheets, if you're not careful

tlw

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:43 am

Good Morning all, (where applicable) just checking in!

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:01 am

cars;519982 wrote: Good Morning all, (where applicable) just checking in!

Good morning, Cars :-6

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:15 am

theia;519996 wrote: Good morning, Cars :-6

Good morning theia, is it morning by you? :-3

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:18 am

cars;520053 wrote: Good morning theia, is it morning by you? :-3

Mid afternoon, Cars...dull with rain threatening

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:27 am

theia;520059 wrote: Mid afternoon, Cars...dull with rain threatening

It's going on 10:30am here theia, just about time for us to head out to the beach and catch some :-6 !

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:34 am

cars;520067 wrote: It's going on 10:30am here theia, just about time for us to head out to the beach and catch some :-6 !

Catch some what cars - waves ? - fish ?

Either way, reckon you took your eye off tlw for too long mate, I'm off with it:wah:

tlw

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:35 am

I don't think so... grin... And it's 5:30 am here, Choco, and still cool. They'e forecasting another stinker here again today. It's going to be interesting going from Aussie heatwave to Canadian deep freeze on Saturday.

G'day Theia and Cars.. Look, I was sooooo proud of myself translating tlw into real binary code, inspired by Theia's computer brilliance - and nobody noticed, bowed, cheered, took of their hats in deep admiration and awe, which is the very least the lot of you should have done. I'm now sulking - and I haven't had my morning coffee yet - and you'll all be very sorry, and I'm going to go off and play with friends who appreciate my finer qualities.. so there!!! And I'm taking tlw!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:50 am

Stone the Cows er Crows, Pinky.. bloody cheek !!! That calls for mudwrassling at 20 paces!!!!! tlw

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:56 am

Stuff tlw! It's nice to see you, Girlfriend. Let's go down the pub and catch up on girl talk!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:59 am

Well, I suppose a cyber pub will hafta do.. grin. I haven't danced on that beat up old piano in there for a while anyway.....

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:13 pm

While y'all were in the bar, I came in and grabbed the last word.

Have a nice day!