(Dairy) Queen Of Justice

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Richard Bell
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True story :

A few days ago, a middle aged man of short stature and slight build walked into an Ottawa Dairy Queen and demanded that the cashier give him all the money in the till.

Unfortunately for him, the cashier was a young woman in her twenties named Megan. Megan is an athletic six feet two inches in her stocking feet.

Observing that the would be holdup man was unarmed, she refused his request, and chased him out of the store, following him all the way back to a nearby apartment building.

The police quickly arrested the suspect, based on her description, and admonished her about the dangerous practice of giving chase after a robbery suspect.

She replied that he was of such a scrawny nature that she had no doubt about her ability to “take him, if the situation had arose.

The local media has dubbed this intrepid Dairy Queen crime fighter as :

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“The Peanut Buster Parfait

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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minks
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Post by minks »

Richard Bell;519380 wrote: True story :

A few days ago, a middle aged man of short stature and slight build walked into an Ottawa Dairy Queen and demanded that the cashier give him all the money in the till.

Unfortunately for him, the cashier was a young woman in her twenties named Megan. Megan is an athletic six feet two inches in her stocking feet.

Observing that the would be holdup man was unarmed, she refused his request, and chased him out of the store, following him all the way back to a nearby apartment building.

The police quickly arrested the suspect, based on her description, and admonished her about the dangerous practice of giving chase after a robbery suspect.

She replied that he was of such a scrawny nature that she had no doubt about her ability to “take him, if the situation had arose.

The local media has dubbed this intrepid Dairy Queen crime fighter as :

(wait for it......)

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“The Peanut Buster Parfait

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


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abbey
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:confused:
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minks
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Post by minks »

abbey;519387 wrote: :confused:


I suspected that

Dairy Queen is an ice cream shop (well now makes burgers too)

and one of their famous Ice Cream desserts is the peanut buster parfait

Layers of ice cream, hot fudge sauce and peanuts, very famous in Canada....

is DQ in the USA??

Anyway it's a play on the words of that famous concoction.
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Sheryl
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Post by Sheryl »

Yea we have DQ's in the states, not everywhere, but there are many in my area. In fact its the only fast food place in town, and I hate Peanut Buster Parfaits. Give me a cookie dough blizzard please. :D
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Sheryl;519425 wrote: Yea we have DQ's in the states, not everywhere, but there are many in my area. In fact its the only fast food place in town, and I hate Peanut Buster Parfaits. Give me a cookie dough blizzard please. :D


They're all over around here too

I would have to say that they are national considering they are in a range spreading throughout Canada, Texas, and Ohio.
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