Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:44 am

I don't mind if you go topless Jimbo, I could do with a laugh:wah:

So todays questions are;

Why does fresh pineapple give me mouth ulcers?

Why do I eat it anyway?

Can you lick your elbow?

Why has the building work stopped on my neighbours house?

Thank you. xx

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:06 am

Was rome built in just one day?

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Is it raining everywhere?

Will the sun come out?

thanks for anwsering these questions.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:14 am

Imladris;517362 wrote: I don't mind if you go topless Jimbo, I could do with a laugh

So todays questions are;

Why does fresh pineapple give me mouth ulcers?

Why do I eat it anyway?

Can you lick your elbow?

Why has the building work stopped on my neighbours house?

Thank you. xx

pinapple giving you mouth ulcers.... you do know you have to take the spikey bits off first right

its really good for you ... but you are what you it ...i eat it maybe thats why i'm chunky :-2

i have just tried to lick my elbow and i'm about an inch away but sue can fit the whole of her arm in her mouth ... another slap round my bald chrome dome when she reads this me thinks

either they have finished the job... they guy having the work done is outa cash ... or they have been on the beer all weekend and they are on what we builders call the monday club

glad to be of help

i'm thinking of starting my own journal ... the twisted thoughts of a moron ....what do you think

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:20 am

Tater Tazz;517379 wrote: Was rome built in just one day?

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Is it raining everywhere?

Will the sun come out?

thanks for anwsering these questions.

rome was not built in a day but it burnt down in one .. a lesson for us all there i think:-3

its really sunny here .. a nice day indeed:-6

i did not know he was in the closet

sorry best i could do on that one

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:24 am

Wendybird;517395 wrote: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

it will very informative and sensible with no laughing in it or smutty remarks ... just kidding it will be total crap but if it gives you guys a laugh at my expense thats what i live for

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:52 am

Oh yes - do the diary thing it's very cathartic at times.

Why did the builders previously mentioned come round move some buckets then go again? It's very bizarre.

How much jumping around the room did you do when you heard Chantelle was coming over?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:02 am

Imladris;517566 wrote: Oh yes - do the diary thing it's very cathartic at times.

Why did the builders previously mentioned come round move some buckets then go again? It's very bizarre.

How much jumping around the room did you do when you heard Chantelle was coming over?

if you move the buckets the home owner comes home see's the buckets have been moved and think hey those builders have turned up again

i'm in outer orbit i gal thanks for your kind words over the last few months

ps if i was going to start a journal how would i do it :sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:35 am

Wendybird;518401 wrote: Why am I tired jimbo? :sneaky:

wendy you spend far too long on the puter trying to annoy a moron this in turn causes you stress , which indirectly affects your sleeping pattern and there you have it you feel tired, what you need to realise is no sense no feeling this person is too much of a moron to be annoyed give up ...then you will sleep better

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:38 am

mrsK;518387 wrote: Where have you been today Jimbo?

mrs k how lovelly to see you again its morning here i can never work out if its last night where you are or if its tonight where you are :-3 :-3

oh yes in answer to you question i have only been to the bathroom so far

but no one wants to know about that

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:40 am

Diuretic;518382 wrote: Do it like I used to write my briefs at work Jimbo....."Once upon a time...."

buddy i'm even more of a moron than that i cant find the start journal button

:o

:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:52 am

mrsK;518423 wrote: It is currently 7:38pm.

Hope you had a good & productive visit to the bathroom:p

yup enjoyed brushing my teeth ... they fit nicely in the glass :wah:

so its tonight where you are then in summer in the sun probably on a beach in the sun in the warm in summertime your probably having a beer still basking in the glory of winning back the ashes in some style

whilst i'm here in the pouring rain in near dark in the day time spurs have lost the ashes are lost its blowing a gale outside

any one out there care to remind me why i like these ozzies so much again:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:00 am

Hamster;518424 wrote: Hey JImbo...go to forums...then go to the Journal's section (at the top) and click "Start new thread" I reckon...

Even a hamster can do it!

Now to today's first question...why am I so hungry?

hammy my fav poster of all time is there a little voice in the back of your head saying give him enough rope ? you know it will go horribly wrong i will get banned or get taken off air in my prime , but when the hell when the fabulous jimbo goes down he goes down in flames

there is a joke about a french fighter pilot brandy a woman going down and in flames if you have not heard it you will not find that last joke funny ... actually if you have heard it the last joke was probably not funny

you are hungry coz you have just woken from hibernation you friendly furball and you are eating for two now but fear not at the f g meetup stand next to jimbo and you will look very slim indeed :-2

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:33 am

Hamster;518433 wrote: Actually Jimbo I have lost weight!! I am 2 lbs lighter than before I got pregnant so far!! Yippee.....slim Hammy with a pot belly :-3 actually no scrub that idea from your heads!!

Jimbo where is your new journal?

i'm a bit like that .... but fat jimbo with a pot belly

still not sure about that journal thing , though i do really enjoy reading yours ,pinky's floppy's and that other one that really cracks me up

:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:52 am

Hamster;518479 wrote: Yes it would be nice to have something other than negativity in there wouldn't it?

in real life i'm exactly like i am on here as i think it i say it thats me .of course there are a few things i have said on f g that with a bit of hindsight i wish i had not said but who has not, i don't think there is one person on here that could say i went out of my way to offend them . i have had a few p m 's here and there saying how can you let that person say stuff like that to be honest it really don't bother me none, in the pub there was this woman that was really nasty to me for years for no reason other than she thought i was too popular and i acted like i owned the place ,to make matters worse she was the wife of Sue's dads best friend ,after years of her saying stuff within ear shot of me and me just ignoring it , she came up to me not long ago and said i'm sorry jim you are one of the nicest human beings I've ever known , although i don't like her any one that can say that stuff about any one with out knowing them is a wrong un in my book but i had too respect her it was a brave thing to do

if i do write a journal it will be up beat , it will be warts and all the good the bad and the ugly things that happen in my life it will not be a platform i would use to make cowardly attacks on other members with me knowing full well they cant reply .. and i wont be saying bad things about the forum if i thought it was bad I'd just go to another one and leave the place in peace

brace yourself people i'm really thinking about it .... it goes without saying of course the spelling police will need a warrant for this one :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:01 am

Diuretic;518505 wrote: "brace yourself" did you know that's Australian for" foreplay"??

:wah: :wah:

mine is" sue are you awake its ok dont bother waking up "....ten seconds later me zzzzzzzzzzzzz

her your snoring

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:01 am

jimbo;518502 wrote: in real life i'm exactly like i am on here as i think it i say it thats me .of course there are a few things i have said on f g that with a bit of hindsight i wish i had not said but who has not, i don't think there is one person on here that could say i went out of my way to offend them . i have had a few p m 's here and there saying how can you let that person say stuff like that to be honest it really don't bother me none, in the pub there was this woman that was really nasty to me for years for no reason other than she thought i was too popular and i acted like i owned the place ,to make matters worse she was the wife of Sue's dads best friend ,after years of her saying stuff within ear shot of me and me just ignoring it , she came up to me not long ago and said i'm sorry jim you are one of the nicest human beings I've ever known , although i don't like her any one that can say that stuff about any one with out knowing them is a wrong un in my book but i had too respect her it was a brave thing to do

if i do write a journal it will be up beat , it will be warts and all the good the bad and the ugly things that happen in my life it will not be a platform i would use to make cowardly attacks on other members with me knowing full well they cant reply .. and i wont be saying bad things about the forum if i thought it was bad I'd just go to another one and leave the place in peace

brace yourself people i'm really thinking about it .... it goes without saying of course the spelling police will need a warrant for this one :wah:

Good grief chap - take a breath!!!!

Repeat after me - my journal will have punctuation, my journal will have punctuation..........:wah:

xxxxx

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:03 am

Imladris;518522 wrote: Good grief chap - take a breath!!!!

Repeat after me - my journal will have punctuation, my journal will have punctuation..........:wah:

xxxxx

for petes sake i used the spell checker :wah: :wah:

this journal seems complicated to me

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:07 am

jimbo;518526 wrote: for petes sake i used the spell checker :wah: :wah:

this journal seems complicated to me

Hee hee!!!!

Journals are great, I've started one but only use it when I feel like talking to someone who doesn't answer back

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:10 am

Imladris;518534 wrote: Hee hee!!!!

Journals are great, I've started one but only use it when I feel like talking to someone who doesn't answer back

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:11 am

Why do they call icecream, icecream?

Why does it rain?

If I were to travel 200miles north, where would I end up?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:18 am

Tater Tazz;518545 wrote: Why do they call icecream, icecream?

Why does it rain?

If I were to travel 200miles north, where would I end up?

its made from cream and it has ice in it ...and i thought only sue said things like that

the sun goes over the sea it makes water vapour it then cools and finds jim and adds some thunder and lands on me

canada ......

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:37 am

thanks for the p m pointng it out and no i did not notice ,yes the spelling police should check journels for spelling mistakes/grammer mistakes and yes pot black and kettle come to mind also :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:33 am

can any one hear a squeaking noise

jimbo looks for spelling police no spellchecker on this laptop:-3

its a fair cop i'll come all quite like:o

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:48 am

:-3 Hamster;518682 wrote: Jimbo how tall are you?

about 6'1 and at this moment a very untrim 17 stone 9 yaay i've lost nearly a stone this year no drink and a lot of veggies

mind you when i was drinking last year i lost loads 3 weeks once:-3

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:56 am

Jim why is it that bad things always seem to happen to the nicest people and other people can be so bad and seem to get away Scott free????

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:58 am

Hamster;518696 wrote: Jimbo are you feeling better for not drinking?

I'm craving alcohol!

to be honest no but if i want to see my kids grow up then thats the price, it was not the need for the drink it was to go out and party that i found hard to give up

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:58 am

Hamster;518699 wrote: :yh_hugs :yh_hugs wish it could be a real one...it's not fair for you.

Thanks Hammy :-4

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:12 am

Jimbo, the curry issue, I don't believe that we resolved that one, I am trying to decide which type to have for me tea?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:15 am

Pinky;518712 wrote: Jimbo, what tastes better in ham sarnies? Plain or salt and vinegar crisps? I really can't decide!

Ham and crisps in a sarnie? You crazy woman, thats taking it to the next level! :wah: The best crisp sandwich is fresh white bread, butter, and tayto crisps cheese and onion (or the British equivalent, (but I havn't found one over there quite as good as the old Tayto)

BTW, did you know that we Irish invented Cheese and Onion crisps? Always developing potato technology, thats was us.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:17 am

Pinky;518715 wrote: I reckon you should do chicken and sprout curry:wah:

Pinky what is going on with these metal food options? Chicken and sprout curry? What about Chicken, stuffing, roast potato, and sprout curry, with gravy? :-2

I was thinking more Green Curry, or Chicken Bhuna, or maybe a nice Biriyaini?