Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:19 am

mrsK;516164 wrote: Jimbo Hammy didn't say a word .

I just joined in to have a bit of fun:wah: :-6

So are you going to answer all the questions?

i will try to answer every question , as honest as i can and if i think of any thing that i think is funny i reserve the right to add a crap joke as well

oh ohh i remember ginger vitus owes me a few

its ok he is from abroad some where he is asleep

diuretic will be asleep

wise guy is asleep

i think i'm pretty safe

i gal dont f g on a sunday

oh ohh long john silver aka kram might pop up seeking revenge for villa's latest er er unlucky defeat

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:20 am

Diuretic;516169 wrote: Where's the meet up? Not that I'll be going, just nosey

spoke too soon :wah: :wah:

in brum some where mate

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:26 am

Hamster;516172 wrote: Lol Jimbo GV and DI are awake!! :sneaky:

sush hambo they have other things to do they have not noticed me yet

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:33 am

Dear Jimbo are spurs gonna beat newcastle today, and are they really any good, or is that just a London rumour? :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:34 am

Hamster;516180 wrote: True but at laest I may have some help this time...last time it was me and Immy and Pinky tormenting you mainly. It was a big burden to carry :wah:

yup i think your carrying enough at the moment it seems to me :wah:

how is it going with f g's golden child

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:37 am

Galbally;516183 wrote: Dear Jimbo are spurs gonna beat newcastle today, and are they really any good, or is that just a London rumour? :wah:

i hope so depends what team turn up the great football team or the bentley driving twats that just turn up to pick up their 100 k a week

same goes for both teams really , i dont know how hammy recruited you but i know while i'm busy with you , she is mustering an f g army

to bring me down :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:38 am

Hamster;516187 wrote: Fine thanks! Sickness gone and energy slowly returning..so that's good..

Um..Jimbo it's just a baby-not actually a "Golden Child" :-3 unless you know summat I don't?

maybe i was talking about you :sneaky: :sneaky:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:41 am

Hamster;516190 wrote: Ooh!! Er..ok..um...embarrassed now!

no i was talking about the baby :wah: :wah:

but i thought that would shut you up for a while :wah: :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:55 am

jimbo;516186 wrote: i hope so depends what team turn up the great football team or the bentley driving twats that just turn up to pick up their 100 k a week

same goes for both teams really , i dont know how hammy recruited you but i know while i'm busy with you , she is mustering an f g army

to bring me down :wah:

No, we wouldn't do that jimbo, well, probably not anyway. :wah:

I predict 2-1 to Spurs, Newcastle couldn't win a Bingo match at the minute.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:56 am

Galbally;516203 wrote: No, we wouldn't do that jimbo, well, probably not anyway. :wah:

I predict 2-1 to Spurs, Newcastle couldn't win a Bingo match at the minute.

house that:wah:

sorry dr g

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:05 am

Diuretic;516210 wrote: Ah, yes, I remember, the Bull Ring, how the bloody hell can you find your way out, let alone in?

You usually have to ask a brummie, we usually just hang out on spagetti junction on sundays to direct lost tourists through our fair city! :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:16 am

Diuretic;516221 wrote: Yes but you have to be able to understand a Brummie in the first place :p

a few beers can help mate

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:24 am

Diuretic;516224 wrote: Yeah but then they can't understand me Jimbo :wah:

so mate have you lived in oz all your life .. you seem to know every thing about England and life there in except football i thought to be an arsenal fan you had to like the french as there whole team is made up from that country :wah: :wah:

actually mate my best friend is a goona and the unwritten rule is we dont mention the football and seeing as you are almost on the same wavelength as wise guy krambo , ginger and a few others i really enjoy your posts so i will not mention the football again , i just hope one day you will see the light and turn to the good side of north London .. i don't mention the football to hambo either

i just leed her on

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:38 am

Diuretic;516237 wrote: Nope, born in London, lived in the UK and Eire, came here as a kid with my family. You're going to ask me how long I've lived here? 42 years Jimbo. I'm afraid I went native years ago!

Leed her on! How Kewell!!

Jimbo, when I was a very young kid I pulled on a pair of boots and played on the original Arsenal pitch. I used the original change rooms (they had gas lights). No, I'm not old enough to remember them at Woolwich. There is no way you'll turn me to Spurs, no way :-6

As for the French at Highbury (or wherever they are now, buggers won't stay in one place) - remember Agincourt!!

fair play mate thats one in the eye for me :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:47 am

Diuretic;516241 wrote: Here's a pint of London Pride Jimbo

thats hysterical or am i easily amused ?

any plans to visit england one day if so let me know i'm sure my liver can survive a couple of pints , for a good day out in town

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:07 am

Diuretic;516254 wrote: You'll be one of the first to know Jimbo, apparently the Home Office have requested early advice of my travel plans. Why I have no idea :sneaky:

look forward to it mate

well i'm off to take my daughter swimming picture this

big fat guy ,sunday all the pool is full of women and kids

green peace waiting in case i get beached with buckets of water and a sponge handy

honestly i really hate it

but if it keeps her happy :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:32 am

Diuretic;516278 wrote: Always fair I am Hammy

Alright when it comes to sport I can be a bit difficult. Anyway I think young Hal is just about cactus, still he's done well for himself, good luck to him.

if i had hair i could be fair

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:56 am

Psst! Jimbo, oh Jimbo!!!!

Sometimes I do get here on a Sunday.......

Now then -

Jimbo why does my hair go mental in the slightest hint of damp weather?

Do you think that purple suits me or is that just for annoying talking dinosaurs called Barney?

When do you become middle-aged because technically you don't know when the middle of your life is until the end so am I middle-aged now or can I wait a few years before I get that label?

Why are the foods that are good for you not the most exciting looking?

Give me time I'll think of more:sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:19 pm

[/QUOTE] Jimbo, why is poking about in your ears with cotton buds (or pencils) so satisfying?

Its true, its true, I dunno about pencils pinky, :-2 but a good old rub with a cotton bud in the ear, its one of lifes little pleasures, init?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:20 pm

Diuretic;516237 wrote: Nope, born in London, lived in the UK and Eire, came here as a kid with my family. You're going to ask me how long I've lived here? 42 years Jimbo. I'm afraid I went native years ago!

Leed her on! How Kewell!!

Jimbo, when I was a very young kid I pulled on a pair of boots and played on the original Arsenal pitch. I used the original change rooms (they had gas lights). No, I'm not old enough to remember them at Woolwich. There is no way you'll turn me to Spurs, no way :-6

As for the French at Highbury (or wherever they are now, buggers won't stay in one place) - remember Agincourt!!

What part of Ireland Dir? I am going to guess and say Dublin. (one in 4 chance).

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:22 pm

Imladris;516575 wrote: Psst! Jimbo, oh Jimbo!!!!

Sometimes I do get here on a Sunday.......

Now then -

Jimbo why does my hair go mental in the slightest hint of damp weather?

Do you think that purple suits me or is that just for annoying talking dinosaurs called Barney?

When do you become middle-aged because technically you don't know when the middle of your life is until the end so am I middle-aged now or can I wait a few years before I get that label?

Why are the foods that are good for you not the most exciting looking?

Give me time I'll think of more:sneaky:

it needs watering with all that dry sense of humour

i love barney :wah:

your just a pup years and years ahead of you

i think there is nothing more tempting than a curry when you have been drinking but to be honest its not just bad for me its any one down wind of me aswell :wah: :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:23 pm

Pinky;516607 wrote: Jimbo, why is poking about in your ears with cotton buds (or pencils) so satisfying?

Its true, its true, I dunno about pencils pinky, :-2 but a good old rub with a cotton bud in the ear, its one of lifes little pleasures, init?

God yeah!!! Especially when you get out of the bath/shower. It just feels sooo nice![/QUOTE]

Yes, I love that, its really satisfying somehow, whoever invented cotton buds realized this of course. So where do the pencils come into it? Is that a school thing?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:24 pm

Pinky;516607 wrote: Jimbo, why is poking about in your ears with cotton buds (or pencils) so satisfying?

Its true, its true, I dunno about pencils pinky, :-2 but a good old rub with a cotton bud in the ear, its one of lifes little pleasures, init?

God yeah!!! Especially when you get out of the bath/shower. It just feels sooo nice!

i totaly agree with you , but i like to dip mine in hot water first

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:26 pm

jimbo;516608 wrote: it needs watering with all that dry sense of humour

i love barney :wah:

your just a pup years and years ahead of you

i think there is nothing more tempting than a curry when you have been drinking but to be honest its not just bad for me its any one down wind of me aswell :wah:

Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. What is the best curry, no messing, end of story. Give us the definitive word. :-6

Also, sorry about the Newcastle game. Whoops, lucky there are no geordies in the house (I think?)

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:28 pm

Pinky;516616 wrote: God yeah!!! Especially when you get out of the bath/shower. It just feels sooo nice!

Yes, I love that, its really satisfying somehow, whoever invented cotton buds realized this of course. So where do the pencils come into it? Is that a school thing?

I was scribbling away one night and absentmindedly stuck it my ear and started poking about, and it felt really nice!:o

I use cotton buds most of the time though, hehe! Good thing is that the kids have seen me do it - they hardly ever forget to bring pencils anymore!:wah:[/QUOTE]

OK, that seems reasonable, perhaps I too shall one day try this trick with the pencil, I presume you don't use the sharpened end do you?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:33 pm

Only do it with the blunt ones!!! And only gently!

I don't want to be reponsible for you sitting in casualty with a pencil jammed in your ear because I said I like it, that would be awful! :-3[/QUOTE]

The nurses would have a laugh though wouldn't they! "Why did you do it, why, why?" "Cause pinky told me it was nice" I would reply. :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:53 pm

Pinky;516644 wrote:

The nurses would have a laugh though wouldn't they! "Why did you do it, why, why?" "Cause pinky told me it was nice" I would reply. :wah:

LMAO!!! I can just imagine it!!!:wah:

The last time I was there, I laughed my head off when a kid came in with a chair stuck on his head after sticking it through the wooden bars on the back:rolleyes:

Even the nurses sniggered!

I tell ya, the day the nurses had to resusitate me in the Meath Hospital in Dublin after an alergic reaction I got from some Ibuprofen I had taken for a mad hangover, and were the same girls I had been at the party with the night before, been really drunk and made a bit of an eegit of myself with, that was embarresing,........ dangerous,....... embarresing,......... and in the end, funny. What can you do? :wah: BTW, that was new years day 1998, won't forget that one in a hurry.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:04 pm

Pinky;516673 wrote: I tell ya, the day the nurses had to resusitate me in the Meath Hospital in Dublin after an alergic reaction I got from some Ibuprofen I had taken for a mad hangover, and were the same girls I had been at the party with the night before, been really drunk and made a bit of an eegit of myself with, that was embarresing,........ dangerous,....... embarresing,......... and in the end, funny. What can you do? :wah: BTW, that was new years day 1998, won't forget that one in a hurry.

OMG, I bet!!! Crikey Gal, that's scary:(

Yes, I am very alergic to aspirin, its dangerous, I didn't realize that I was even more allergic to ibuprofen till that day, it was a touch and go for a while, but they got me back to life in the A&E, and fortunatly I lived to be an eegit another day! I've had a few scrapes in my time, but so far, so good. :-6

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:19 pm

Pinky;516694 wrote: Yes, I am very alergic to aspirin, its dangerous, I didn't realize that I was even more allergic to ibuprofen till that day, it was a touch and go for a while, but they got me back to life in the A&E, and fortunatly I lived to be an eegit another day! I've had a few scrapes in my time, but so far, so good. :-6

Well don't go having any more scrapes like that or I'll have to come over there and...and...I dunno, poke you in the ear with a cotton bud!:D

Blimey, I'm glad that the docs and nurses are so good at their jobs. I'm allergic to aspirin too, but I just stay away from pills altogether if I can.[/QUOTE]

Thats right, thats right, I had forgotten that, I remember because we were talking about that polypesia thing I had earlier in the year, which sucks BTW, and your prone to it if you have an aspirin alergy so watch out for that one. Anyway, yes the nurses were very good, though they took the **** something rotten when I recovered!