The one line story thread ..

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:37 pm

Tater Tazz;512826 wrote: He relized that he had become extremly drunk and broke his glass.

He thought to himself, could I..............................

have cut myself shaving?

He went to the Men's room.....................

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:34 pm

Pinky;513240 wrote: And to his amazement saw...

a reflection in the mirror.

To his amasment it was a.........................

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:38 pm

Pinky;513280 wrote: Rabid Polar Bear with a....

doughnut in it's mouth.

when the polar bear turned around he saw.................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:32 pm

... be on an island with a pirate ship and all his friends. So he...

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:37 am

Rain;513436 wrote: ... be on an island with a pirate ship and all his friends. So he...

rented a boat and sailed away.

While sailing away............................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:18 am

Tater Tazz;513717 wrote: rented a boat and sailed away.

While sailing away............................

He remembered that he forgot to take clean underwear and..........

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:25 am

Mustang;513948 wrote: He remembered that he forgot to take clean underwear and..........

his american express card, shouldn't leave home without it.

So, he started back to get the underwear and credit card and................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:33 am

WonderWendy3;513959 wrote: his american express card, shouldn't leave home without it.

So, he started back to get the underwear and credit card and................

all of a sudden a huge spash on his starboard side startled him so much that he..............

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:07 am

Mustang;513971 wrote: all of a sudden a huge spash on his starboard side startled him so much that he..............
started to sing the national anthem.

To everyones amazment he sounded like.....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:45 am

Tater Tazz;514013 wrote: started to sing the national anthem.

To everyones amazment he sounded like.....................

Rosie O'Donnell singing and dancing at the Coyote Ugly bar in Texas. Everybody downed another shot to.............

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:30 pm

Mustang;514048 wrote: Rosie O'Donnell singing and dancing at the Coyote Ugly bar in Texas. Everybody downed another shot to.............

drowned out the sound of rosie.

To my amazment, the door flew open and it was...............

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:39 pm

Donald Trump!

He roared,"I've come to destroy you, you bully!"

Rosie leapt from the bar and ...............

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:16 pm

...landed right on Trump's lap. The chair broke and they went flying over to the....

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:32 pm

........Jukebox. They crashed into it with a sickening 'THUD!' The force of the collision made the juke box come to life.

As the first notes of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" began to play, Rosie and The Donald Rose to their feet and Squared Off.

Trump made the first move.

He ...........

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:35 pm

Knocked that foul mouthed wench right into...

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:15 am

.....the Pool Table. BOOM! The room seemed to shake as she hit the ground.

Rosie recovered quickly and grabbed A few of the Pool Balls Off of the table.

She began hurling them at Trump. But he easily deflected them using his expertly groomed Pompadour.

He launched himself at Rosie, Grabbing a Pool cue as He went airborne.

He positioned it as though he were jousting and ..........

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:04 am

Fibonacci;514973 wrote: .....the Pool Table. BOOM! The room seemed to shake as she hit the ground.

Rosie recovered quickly and grabbed A few of the Pool Balls Off of the table.

She began hurling them at Trump. But he easily deflected them using his expertly groomed Pompadour.

He launched himself at Rosie, Grabbing a Pool cue as He went airborne.

He positioned it as though he were jousting and ..........

then to everyones amazment, he began to dance.

next thing you know rosie...................

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:38 am

Tater Tazz;515110 wrote: then to everyones amazment, he began to dance.

next thing you know rosie...................

had joined in with him and together they tapped and pirouetted around the room.

The music changed to .............

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:47 am

chocoholic;515222 wrote: had joined in with him and together they tapped and pirouetted around the room.

The music changed to .............

laughter, as everyone was laughing because the donald had split his pants!

In the next second, I relized that it was.................................

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:55 pm

Tater Tazz;515350 wrote:

In the next second, I relized that it was.................................

.....all being captured on video to be shown at......

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:43 pm

Marie5656;515628 wrote: .....all being captured on video to be shown at......

the funniest home vidieo show.

so he decided......................

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:23 pm

..............Get some free advertising.

He spun Rosie away from Him and began to promote the new season of the Apprentice.

Rosie's anger rose anew. She..........

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:08 pm

Fibonacci;515862 wrote: ...............

.

Rosie's anger rose anew. She..........

...Jumped up from her chair on the View..turned to Barbara Walters and yelled.....

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:23 pm

"Are you going to let him get away with that?"

"No, Of couwse not Wosie"

Barbara Ran to her dressing room to retrieve her lightsaber.

"Let's Woll!"

They arrived at Trump's Press conference and .........

princessNicky · Post by **princessNicky** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:05 am

Fibonacci;516023 wrote: "Are you going to let him get away with that?"

"No, Of couwse not Wosie"

Barbara Ran to her dressing room to retrieve her lightsaber.

"Let's Woll!"

They arrived at Trump's Press conference and .........

And started to act like monkeys .

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:17 am

princessNicky;516074 wrote: And started to act like monkeys .

Then all of a sudden, the donald yelled your fired!

To everyones amazment rosie and barbra....................

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:13 am

Tater Tazz;516116 wrote: Then all of a sudden, the donald yelled your fired!

To everyones amazment rosie and barbra....................

started to sing!

The singing woke me up, it was all a bad dream. This is the last time...........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:14 am

Tater Tazz;517388 wrote: started to sing!

The singing woke me up, it was all a bad dream. This is the last time...........

I eat pizza and drink beer right before bedtime!............

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:24 pm

Since I was up, I went to the kitchen to get some breakfast. When i opened the kitchen door, I froze. A.........

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:27 pm

Fibonacci;517942 wrote: Since I was up, I went to the kitchen to get some breakfast. When i opened the kitchen door, I froze. A.........

A Elvis impersinator was standing there, getting ready to sing "Love me Tender" to me.

I was so shocked all I could do was..................

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:04 pm

WonderWendy3;517944 wrote: A Elvis impersinator was standing there, getting ready to sing "Love me Tender" to me.

I was so shocked all I could do was..................

show him my blue suade shoes!

When I turned back to go to the bedroom there was............

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:09 pm

Tater Tazz;517977 wrote: show him my blue suade shoes!

When I turned back to go to the bedroom there was............

Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday to me.

I was so shocked I just stood there, when she finished I said..........

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:12 pm

WonderWendy3;517982 wrote: Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday to me.

I was so shocked I just stood there, when she finished I said..........

wow, that was nice but it's not my birthday.

Then I looked around, this is not my house, I was in.............

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:41 pm

The Twilight Zone! Up was down, Left was Right, Right was Wrong! I knew that I had to escape before.........

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:39 pm

James Dean came tearing around the corner in his Spider to pick me up. So I ran for the...

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:20 pm

Front door. I was halfway there when my foot caught on something. I Looked down to see....

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:21 pm

...Clint Eastwood pointing his gun up at me and asking if I felt lucky. Well, I did, so I...

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:37 pm

Tried to kick the gun from his hand. he fired, Missing me by millimeters. My kick free me from his grip so i .............

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:03 am

Fibonacci;518265 wrote: Tried to kick the gun from his hand. he fired, Missing me by millimeters. My kick free me from his grip so i .............

ran like the coward I am.

When I got outside I noticed there was a beach with a......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:21 am

Tater Tazz;518528 wrote: ran like the coward I am.

When I got outside I noticed there was a beach with a......................
raft at the waters edge with Willis tied onto it. I thought, this would be.............

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:56 am

Mustang;518622 wrote: raft at the waters edge with Willis tied onto it. I thought, this would be.............

the perfect escape vehicle.

So, I headed for australia to visit...................................

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:06 am

Tater Tazz;519865 wrote: the perfect escape vehicle.

So, I headed for australia to visit...................................

Lady Pamela but I couldn't find her house, I was looking for a grand mansion so imagine my surprise to find that she was living in......................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:43 pm

...the middle of the desert with kangaroos and koala bears. So I...

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:03 am

Rain;520685 wrote: ...the middle of the desert with kangaroos and koala bears. So I...

offered to let her come and stay with me. She accepted but insisted on bringing.............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:28 am

chocoholic;520983 wrote: offered to let her come and stay with me. She accepted but insisted on bringing.............

a cooler full of beer and champagne to share with..........

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:48 pm

Mustang;520999 wrote: a cooler full of beer and champagne to share with..........

all of us.

But, when I turned around the cooler full of beer and champagne was gone!

We looked around and saw.....................

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:09 pm

....A huge wallabee fading into the distance, with the cooler tucked under one arm.

There was no point in giving chase so..............