From our stupid crook file:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:53 pm

AMARILLO, Texas (AP) - An Amarillo woman who mailed 78 pounds of marijuana to herself was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in federal prison Monday.

Tiffany Joy Kelly, 28, pleaded guilty in October to one count of illegal use of a communication facility, the U.S. Attorney's Office in Dallas said in a news release. She has been in custody since her arrest in July, after a postal inspector in El Paso became suspicious of two Express Mail parcels.

A search warrant allowed officials to open the packages, which were then resealed and sent to Kelly at a motel in Amarillo. Kelly was arrested after accepting the packages. Prosecutors said she admitted buying the marijuana and mailing it to herself so she could distribute it.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:54 pm

Take two:

http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20070109/D8MHG3KO0.html

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:07 pm

Where do you FIND this stuff?

These people should NOT be allowed to BREED! I'm serious! :wah:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:33 pm

She could have mailed it to me. I would have hung onto it for her.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:36 pm

Marie5656;509662 wrote: She could have mailed it to me. I would have hung onto it for her.

MARIE!!!! I'm SHOCKED!!!!

:yh_giggle

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:44 pm

Well, they always say, watch out for the innocent looking ones. :wah: Did you know that if you burn Oregano it smells just like burning pot?

Well, that is what I heard.

Hey..did not say I would USE it..just hold onto it.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:26 pm

Marie, take my word for it....don't try that "it's not pot, officer! It's oregano." story with the cops, ok? :rolleyes: