What's your fine?

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:32 pm

If you had to pay a fine for your sins, how much would you have to pay?

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $10

Ever had sex at church -- $100

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $15

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $5

Vandalized something -- $10

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20.

Done coke -- $15

Been jumped -- $5

cut someone with a knife -- $90

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $10

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $25

Done crystal meth --$20

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $10

Made a nasty home video -- $25

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

used someone just for sex --$50

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $25

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Had sex with someone 10 years younger then you --$10

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $10

Been arrested -- $15

Spent time in jail -- $10

Gagged and beat someone -- $100

Peed in the pool -- $5

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and tell us your score (mine was 560)

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:39 pm

$105.00

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:40 pm

105?????? I'm LMHO :wah:

465? WTG!

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:43 pm

I played this game before - I didn't like the number - give me a break I was new to the FG Does that mean I'm a slut - I came back for the punishment.?:wah:

Patsy

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:46 pm

:sneaky: @ Patsy lol

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:47 pm

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:49 pm

Well you and guppy are young yet......... :p (lol)

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:16 pm

:wah: Is that what it is? :-3

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:36 pm

Question - the having sex at church thing - does that include in the parking lot or only if you are IN church?

200 but if the church parking lot counts then it is 300.

Pythos · Post by **Pythos** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:45 pm

Is this per time, or just pay once for each offense?

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:04 am

Pythos;506995 wrote: Is this per time, or just pay once for each offense?

Ouch! Am I supposed to remember every time that I did that in the last 20 years!?! My fine could skyrocket!

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:47 am

wow 410

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:18 am

$190 (I've led a very sheltered life!!!):-2

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:18 am

$330 but I need to get out more:sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:26 am

760 I win/lose

Post by **spot** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:34 am

I was still in double figures before I got distracted around "Had sex in the wild". So, low score anyhow.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:48 am

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:52 am

I can't afford it...hafta' go to jail, I guess. (Some of those are disturbingly violent...didn't have to pause there....)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:54 am

spot;507200 wrote: I was still in double figures before I got distracted around "Had sex in the wild". So, low score anyhow.

:wah: :wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:00 am

30.....what a shocking bore

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:03 am

Bez;507220 wrote: 30.....what a shocking bore

:wah: weenie :wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:05 am

Nomad;507222 wrote: :wah: weenie :wah:

I know....I'm so embarrased. I'll have to go back and make some stuff up....

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:08 am

Bez;507225 wrote: I know....I'm so embarrased. I'll have to go back and make some stuff up....

No no no ! Go steal something from church and then pawn it to pay for a loose Chippendale with low moral fiber.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:17 am

Nomad;507229 wrote: No no no ! Go steal something from church and then pawn it to pay for a loose Chippendale with low moral fiber.

:yh_rotfl ....the only Chippendale I'll end up with is an old antique chair !

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:29 am

$195 for me.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:40 am

can someone please owe more than me? :-1

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:29 pm

I have to say that I got this from my daughter and she got a 650! I wrote her back a scathing email........

There are things in life we just don't want to know about our kids huh? :rolleyes:

Koan... I think you win :wah: WTG! Pretty scary ain't it? lmho.

Some of you need to get out more

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:33 pm

Can we say I tied with Nomad? It was close enough! :yh_pray

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:35 pm

Works for me

Pythos · Post by **Pythos** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:33 pm

$1060

Now that is only counting them once each. Some I have done more than once.

Some so many times I couldn't possibly tally them all up. What can I say. I have lived enough for 3 people.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:28 pm

Pythos;507839 wrote: $1060

Now that is only counting them once each. Some I have done more than once.

Some so many times I couldn't possibly tally them all up. What can I say. I have lived enough for 3 people.

Scoundrel

Pythos · Post by **Pythos** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:57 am

I am mostly reformed now. Joining the Marines changed everything about me. Most of the really bad stuff I did when I was really young and impressionable. Like fine wine I have mellowed with age. :wah:

But you know some of these things should not be on the list. Getting or giving oral, you shouldn't have to pay for that!(mind the pun) I don't recall any commandment about "Thou shalt not put your mouth on your partners neather regions."

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Mystery · Post by **Mystery** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:09 am

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:46 am

Pythos;507839 wrote: $1060

Now that is only counting them once each. Some I have done more than once.

Some so many times I couldn't possibly tally them all up. What can I say. I have lived enough for 3 people.

My hero! :wah:

Belladonna · Post by **Belladonna** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:42 pm

$330.00 :yh_blush

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:58 pm

Oh Thank you Magenta Flame, now I can post my 670!!! I scrolled until I found someone who outdid me because I thought I must be awful if my score is so high!!

But you are awfuller than me!!!! I knew I liked you!!! My hero!!!:wah:

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:42 pm

You only count the act. Not how many times you did it. $1060.00??? :yh_worshp lol

Pythos · Post by **Pythos** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:47 am

Yes, I only counted each one once. I'll be the first one to tell ya that I am no angel. (understatement perhaps) A lot of them I have only done like once or twice. For example" cut someone with a knife $90". I was 13 and was fiddling around with my grandfather's brass letter opener ( shaped like a dagger ) My cousin who was the same age as me comes up and decides he wants it because I have it. He tries to snatch it away from me and grabs the sharp end.( stupid ) So we spend a few moments trying to pull it away from each other. Then I think if he wants it that bad let him have it. So instead of pulling I thrust. Stabbed him in the hand. No stitches but he bled pretty good. Of course he tattled, but I told everyone it was an accident. I didn't even get in trouble.:wah: I think it was the next day that we were play fighting in the pool. He took a knee to the nose. He comes up blood spewing out his nostrils. That truely was an accident, but it was one of those situations when you know you're not supposed to laugh but you just can't help yourself.:yh_rotfl

Then there are a couple that I have done so many times it is impossible to count. Like "masterbated $10". (not that bad IMO) I thought about it, really thought about it. I made a conservitive estimate, and I do mean conservitive estimate. That one alone would have cost me over $160,000.

That is quite a bit even for over the couse of 22 years. But its not like I feel bad about it.

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:26 am

$220.00 for me.

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:44 pm